EU, if you find an image that you want to use, and need to store it somewhere, I would be glad to host it for you. I also have a geocities site, but I really only use it to store images. I totally know how you feel. I didn't know much of anything (and Ben will protest that I still don't--he wouldn't be wrong either
) before I came to this board. All of the things that you mentioned above were just as foreign to me as they are to you now. I feel your pain.
One thing that makes it easier to learn these things is if you can talk to someone online (like thru ICQ/AIM)....they can basically walk you through things. But I know that you haven't much success with either ICQ or AIM. Anyhow, send me the image...my email:
mcasto@bellsouth.net. It is most helpful it it is a .jpg and not created with any "windowsware", as I have a mac and they don't get along too well. Once I put the image up, I will send you the URL.