The Story Post

We shall have a story post. This is the rival to the anything post. I hope it gets as many posts as the anything post. The rules:

1. NO THINGS THAT GO BEYOND THE PG AND JUST BARELY PG13(as stated in the rules) may not be posted, or I will get an admin to close the topic immediatly.

2. The admins aren't allowed to close this one unless rule 1 or any other rules in the rulebook are broken.

Now, how to play.

First I make up a little phrase to start a story.
Example: Every tuseday there was a parade in...

Then, someone else makes up a phrase to continue that story.
Example: Funkyville at about 5:00 A.M. We don't know...

Then another person continues that phrase until we have a completely wacky story.

I'll start

Jim was in his car driving to work, just when...