They fight crime

[afro-elf]

This is funny:

http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

He's an otherworldly Amish sorceror with a secret. She's a man-hating Buddhist schoolgirl who can talk to animals. They fight crime!

He's a lounge-singing Jewish gangster looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a vivacious hypochondriac bodyguard on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!

He's a lonely guitar-strumming barbarian haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a warm-hearted out-of-work opera singer from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

He's an unconventional shark-wrestling farmboy plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a cold-hearted cigar-chomping safe cracker from Mars. They fight crime!