04-05-2003, 11:49 PM | #1 |
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Favorite Monty Python Lines and Bits
I ran a search, and the only thread I found specified for Monty Python and the Holy Grail, whereas I was thinking Monty Python in general. If I should have just stuck in the HG thread, feel free to close this one.
Anyway, what are your favorite lines from all of the Works of Monty Python? I'll list a few here: Flying Circus: -A lion is a great, savage beat about five feet high, ten feet long, and looks like this. -AH! -You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! -I'd like to answer this question in two ways, if I may: First, in my normal voice, and then in a sort of silly high-pitched whine. -There's a scream (AHH!!), somebody shoots you...(bang!) -Nobody expects the Sp...Oh, bugger! -A nice...*licks lips* juicy mouse. -Dinsdale may have been a criminal, but he only did what all of us dream of doing....He was a looney, but a happy looney. Lucky bastard... -He knew how to treat a female impersonator. -Dinsdale? -I'd tax all foreigners living abroad. -Is it dead? -Well, it was coughin' up blood last night. -This is an ex-parrot -I'd put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papar! Okay, I'll stop there, and go on to the Holy Grail! -I'm inivincible! - Please, please, this is supposed to be a 'appy ocassion! Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo. -But Mother... -Father, son. -But Father... -Listen, Alice... -Herbert. -Herbert. -Brave Sir Robin ran away... And to top it off, what was your favorite "And now for something completely different"?
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