Favorite Monty Python Lines and Bits

[Gwaimir Windgem]

I ran a search, and the only thread I found specified for Monty Python and the Holy Grail, whereas I was thinking Monty Python in general. If I should have just stuck in the HG thread, feel free to close this one.

Anyway, what are your favorite lines from all of the Works of Monty Python? I'll list a few here:

Flying Circus:
-A lion is a great, savage beat about five feet high, ten feet long, and looks like this.
-AH!

-You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards!

-I'd like to answer this question in two ways, if I may: First, in my normal voice, and then in a sort of silly high-pitched whine.

-There's a scream (AHH!!), somebody shoots you...(bang!)

-Nobody expects the Sp...Oh, bugger!

-A nice...*licks lips* juicy mouse.

-Dinsdale may have been a criminal, but he only did what all of us dream of doing....He was a looney, but a happy looney. Lucky bastard...

-He knew how to treat a female impersonator.

-Dinsdale?

-I'd tax all foreigners living abroad.

-Is it dead?
-Well, it was coughin' up blood last night.

-This is an ex-parrot

-I'd put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papar!

Okay, I'll stop there, and go on to the Holy Grail!

-I'm inivincible!

- Please, please, this is supposed to be a 'appy ocassion! Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo.

-But Mother...
-Father, son.
-But Father...

-Listen, Alice...
-Herbert.
-Herbert.

-Brave Sir Robin ran away...


And to top it off, what was your favorite "And now for something completely different"?