Return of TLA

[Katt_knome_hobbit]

OOC: Right. But I have to do a finding Maggie, um, Willow sceen first.

*Katt was really confused. Who was that sleeping where Maggie was? Katt entered the figure and looked about.*

*In Willow's head*

Willow: Katt!

Katt: Gah! Who are you?

Willow: It's me. Willow. One of Maggie's alter ego's

Katt: Oh. I know you.

Willow: You shouldn't be here.

Katt: Why not?

Willow: Because I am the essence of everthing.

Katt: So?

Willow: And you are the essence of nothing.

Katt: So?

Willow: Technacely we cannot co-exist in the exact same spot without negating all existance. The question is why have we not negated existance yet?

Katt: Because I don't belive so.

Willow: But I know so.

Katt: Yes but my belife, even if it isn't true, therfore outweighs your knowledge of the exact opposite of my belife.

Willow: That makes no sence.

Katt: But I belive it does and therefore it is true. *Begins to realize her argument is not valid* But I had better get out of here before I start beliving what your knowledge and we really do negate all existance. By the way, we could use your help fighting the Smaugetts.

Willow: No problem.

*Katt left Willow and drifted into another room just in time to get the shock of her life.*

Katt: Gandgirl NOOOOOO!

*No one could hear her, but what made her scream? What happened to Gandgirl? Who will be victorious? Will we ever find out?*

Katt: Of course we'll find out. I'm not done writing yet.

*Oh. Well, good. I want to know.*

Katt: As well you should be. I'm glad I took away your script.

*Yeah, yeah, yeah*

Katt: It is much more fun to write with a cooperating narrator.

*At least I can satisfy myself with the image of you talking to the air.*

Katt: You can't even do that. I'm INVISIBLE!

*OK! Can we get back to the story?*

Katt: Sure. Here's the next page of the script.

*Ok. Ahem, Katt had drifted into the room at the exact time Gandgirl was modling for Smaugandgirl*

Katt: Gandgirl NOOOOOO! Not Pink! Dear Lord!

*Yes, Gandgirl had a slinky pink dress on that she got to go with her new blond hair.*

Katt: I need to knock some sence into that girl!

*Katt entered Gandgirl*

*In Gandgirl's head*

Katt: Snap out of it, yo!

SGandgirl: *controling GG* Snap out of what?

Katt: YOU!

SGG: Yes me, how do you think I got blond hair on her?

Katt: I am here to exorcize you!

SGG: Try you worst.

Katt: I would like to read you a little poem.

SGG: Don't you know that the Smaugettes are the leading buyers of Vogon Poetry?

Katt: Oh please. That is only the third worst in the Galaxy. This is the worst.

SGG: What? What's all this about dead swans? Oh eww! *Stops contoling Gandgirl.*

GG: What? What happened?

Katt: She took over you. Quick, Get out of the room. And please change clothes.

GG: I get what you mean. Hey, get out of my head.

Katt: Will do.

*Katt left GG's head. GG left the room to change back to normal. Katt advanced on SGG and entered her head.*

SGG: No! Stop! Get away from me! AAAA!

*Katt left SGG shivering in a corner.*

GG: Oh my goodness, what did she do?

*She showed SGG pictures of the torture scene from "The War for All of Middle Earth*

GG: Ooh! *Wince*

*Yeah, I suddered*