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02-25-2003, 06:54 PM
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Enting
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Angband
Posts: 91
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Okay...
Okay, dost thou really thinketh they're going to inserteth a sex scene in the Two Towers? I mean, when I first saw Arwen leaning over Aragorn, I thought, "You know, you really don't have to literally crawl all over him, you're just smoochin' again." (Of course, that was exaggerated) There are thousands of trendy little gits who love the Lord of the Rings- besides... who wants to see 86-year-old Aragorn and 1900+-year-old Arwen having... *shudder*... I can't possibly continue. Now, on the contrary, now that that's over, they obviously weren't able to make Frodo naked, I mean, not that it would offend me in any way, but... you know...
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'There was no need. He halted just by us and looked down at us. "Gandalf!" I said at last, but my voice was only a whisper. Did he say: "Hullo, Pippin! This is a pleasant surprise!" No, indeed! He said: "Get up, you tom-fool of a Took! Where, in the name of wonder, in all this ruin is Treebeard? I want him. Quick!"' 'What are we going to do now then?' asked Pippin, undaunted by the wizard's bristling brows. "Knock on the door with your head, Peregrin Took,' said Gandalf. 'But if that does not shatter them, and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will seek for the opening words.' 'Fool of a Took!' he growled. 'This is a serious journey, not a hobbit walking-party. Throw yourself in next time, and then you will be no further nuisance. Now be quiet!' |
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