02-18-2003, 02:45 AM | #1 |
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Black, White, Hispanic "Clean humor"
10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT:
1.Tupac is dead. 2.Gold plating does not make everything better. 3.Having a ring on every finger is too much. 4.O.J. did it 5.Teeth should not be decorated. 6.There are some outfits that hats don’t go with. 7.Jesse Jackson will never be President. 8.Larry Bird could play. 9.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. 10.Your pastor doesn’t know everything 10 INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON’T ADMIT: 1.Elvis is dead. 2.Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a jacket, long pants, and shoes with socks. 3.Jesus was not White. 4.Skinny does not equal sexy. 5.Black folks do tan! 6.N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5 7.Thomas Jefferson had black children. 8.Bob Hope has never been funny. 9.In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the tar out of Rocky Marciano. (So would Muhammad Ali) 10.Money isn’t everything. 10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE DON’T ADMIT: 1.Chicken is food, not a roommate 2.Its the Yankees not the Jankees 3.Your country’s flag is not a car decoration 4.If _______(fill in the blank with your country) is so beautiful and nice, what are you doing here??? 5.Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family 6.Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement 7.There are other foods beside Arroz con Pollo 8.Jesus is not a name for your son 9.Maria is a name but not for every other daughter 10.Despite what Rita Moreno sang.......EVERYTHING IS NOT FREE IN AMERICA
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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