The Shepards of the Trees are upon me

Ripper73 · 02-04-2003, 03:06 AM

My dad is cutting down trees around my house to make room for a garden.(I live in the middle of a forest) This garden is going to be a very large garden, so he has to cut down an ass load of trees. So I come home, not knowing what he has done and walk up to him. He's singing, "OOOOHHHH, I'm a lumberjack and that's OK, I drink all night and I work all day!!" I scream at him, "WTF are you doing? The Ents will rip our arms off!" He says, "**** those whinny ants and their thoraxes!" I reply, "Ents, not ants! Don't you understand?!" So now I'm hiding in my house, waiting for the day to come when my house is torn apart by Ents. I'm scared. HELP!

02-04-2003, 03:06 AM	#1
Ripper73 Sapling Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2	The Shepards of the Trees are upon me My dad is cutting down trees around my house to make room for a garden.(I live in the middle of a forest) This garden is going to be a very large garden, so he has to cut down an ass load of trees. So I come home, not knowing what he has done and walk up to him. He's singing, "OOOOHHHH, I'm a lumberjack and that's OK, I drink all night and I work all day!!" I scream at him, "WTF are you doing? The Ents will rip our arms off!" He says, "**** those whinny ants and their thoraxes!" I reply, "Ents, not ants! Don't you understand?!" So now I'm hiding in my house, waiting for the day to come when my house is torn apart by Ents. I'm scared. HELP!

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