What were they REALLY thinking?

Evenstar1400 · 01-19-2003, 06:59 PM

At council of elrond:

Borimir: .... by the blood of my people, your lands kept safe!
Thinking: fangirls are gonna dig this speech

Battle of Helms Deep:

Haldir: GASP GASP GASP BREATHE GASP (as he gets stabbed)
Thinking: somebody get this @$&@*(! axe out of my back!

As uruk hai is running with torch:
audience thinks: ooh its an olympic torch runner! or... wait a minute... then again... hes probibly gonna blow up the wall, isnt he?
uruk hai mother thinks: i thought i told him not to run with a torch in his hand?

As uruk hai are climbing ladders that are attached by rope to wall:
Thinking: i'm suprised those idiots havent thought of cutting the ropes yet!

As gimli jumps off the wall onto the uruk hai:
Gimli thinks: WEEEEEEEEEE LETS DO THAT AGAIN!!!
Audience thinks: what he doin that for? hes gonna get killed!

As Gandalf/reinforcements ride down the hill:
Uruk hai think: we're all gonna die!
Horses think: CANT STOP! GOING TO FAST!
Audience thinks: arent the horses gonna get stabbed by those long pointy spears?
Aragorn thinks: must do something impressive to get attention back on me
Legolas thinks: must do something more impressive than aragorn to impress fangirls
Gimli thinks: how much longer do i have to blow this horn?
Innocent people of rohan think: can you keep the racket down? we're trying to sleep!
Audience thinks: they're safe! they wont die! hey........ nice touch with the rise in the score as they ride down the mountainside!

more will come!

01-19-2003, 06:59 PM	#11
Evenstar1400 Elven Warrior Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In the inner depths of my lair. Posts: 421	At council of elrond: Borimir: .... by the blood of my people, your lands kept safe! Thinking: fangirls are gonna dig this speech Battle of Helms Deep: Haldir: GASP GASP GASP BREATHE GASP (as he gets stabbed) Thinking: somebody get this @$&@*(! axe out of my back! As uruk hai is running with torch: audience thinks: ooh its an olympic torch runner! or... wait a minute... then again... hes probibly gonna blow up the wall, isnt he? uruk hai mother thinks: i thought i told him not to run with a torch in his hand? As uruk hai are climbing ladders that are attached by rope to wall: Thinking: i'm suprised those idiots havent thought of cutting the ropes yet! As gimli jumps off the wall onto the uruk hai: Gimli thinks: WEEEEEEEEEE LETS DO THAT AGAIN!!! Audience thinks: what he doin that for? hes gonna get killed! As Gandalf/reinforcements ride down the hill: Uruk hai think: we're all gonna die! Horses think: CANT STOP! GOING TO FAST! Audience thinks: arent the horses gonna get stabbed by those long pointy spears? Aragorn thinks: must do something impressive to get attention back on me Legolas thinks: must do something more impressive than aragorn to impress fangirls Gimli thinks: how much longer do i have to blow this horn? Innocent people of rohan think: can you keep the racket down? we're trying to sleep! Audience thinks: they're safe! they wont die! hey........ nice touch with the rise in the score as they ride down the mountainside! more will come! __________________ Treebeard: Hmm, you look like hobbits, smell like hobbits, feel like hobbits and sound like hobbits. You must be orcs!

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