- Entmoot

08-27-2000, 12:35 AM

With a cry of glee that cut through the chaos of the room, the two hobbits sprang into action!

Bullroarer leaped right over Darth Tater. who was not very tall himself, and landed right atop the sturdy table, and began throwing pies as fast as you can say rocks and blocks!

"Pie Storm!" he roared!

Now, as everyone knows, hobbits are deadly accurate at throwing things and any creature with any sense would duck if it saw a hobbit stoop for a stone.

There were not many such creatures in this room and the hobbits had a field day!

" Eruve!"laughed little Gilthalion, right in the face of his imposing assailant, "That was the most delicious pie I've ever had on my face! But don't you know that no cream pie is a match for a Hobbit?" And the little hobbit jumped straight up into the air and caught one of the flurry of pastries that Bullroarer was flinging pell mell in every direction, spun in midair, and was about to plaster Eruve right in the kisser!

But Eruve ducked at the last instant and the whortleberry cream pie plastered Bullroarer instead!

Darth Tater, Dfsg, Niffiwan, and Shan (and even some fellow who thought he was safe lurking in the shadows), were all dripping with Bullroarer's pastry assault.

Even Blacksheep had been welcomed properly enough, for no sooner than he walked in the room and said "hello, everyone," he was hit smack in the face with a delicious boysenberry pie.

Almost everyone in the room was covered with a sweet, dripping sticky mess.

"Look!" cried Gilthalion. " Eruve, hasn't been hit with anything and she started it"

08-27-2000, 12:35 AM	#11
Gilthalion Guest Posts: n/a	NOW IS THE TIME OF THE SHIRE FOLK! With a cry of glee that cut through the chaos of the room, the two hobbits sprang into action! Bullroarer leaped right over Darth Tater. who was not very tall himself, and landed right atop the sturdy table, and began throwing pies as fast as you can say rocks and blocks! "Pie Storm!" he roared! Now, as everyone knows, hobbits are deadly accurate at throwing things and any creature with any sense would duck if it saw a hobbit stoop for a stone. There were not many such creatures in this room and the hobbits had a field day! " Eruve!"laughed little Gilthalion, right in the face of his imposing assailant, "That was the most delicious pie I've ever had on my face! But don't you know that no cream pie is a match for a Hobbit?" And the little hobbit jumped straight up into the air and caught one of the flurry of pastries that Bullroarer was flinging pell mell in every direction, spun in midair, and was about to plaster Eruve right in the kisser! But Eruve ducked at the last instant and the whortleberry cream pie plastered Bullroarer instead! Darth Tater, Dfsg, Niffiwan, and Shan (and even some fellow who thought he was safe lurking in the shadows), were all dripping with Bullroarer's pastry assault. Even Blacksheep had been welcomed properly enough, for no sooner than he walked in the room and said "hello, everyone," he was hit smack in the face with a delicious boysenberry pie. Almost everyone in the room was covered with a sweet, dripping sticky mess. "Look!" cried Gilthalion. " Eruve, hasn't been hit with anything and she started it"