LOTR Ways to Wake Someone Up

[Mistabella]

Just wondering how many ways there are to wake up a snoring (or not, I know you're an elf) Tolkien fan. Here are a few I've made up:
1. Stand by their bed and shout, "THE NAZGUL IS COMING!"
2. Curse the stiff necks of dwarves in their ear--this only works if they're a dwarf, though.
3. Call, "Forth Eorlingas"--EXTREMELY loudly--outside their window.
4. Gently inform them that they have fourteen visitors for tea and they'd better get the kettle on quick.
5. Softly chant, "my preccccciousssss" in their ear. NOTE: This may provoke a violent reaction, so step back after doing this.
6. Yell, "The counsellor's coming!"(this is a joke from a thread long perished)
7. Perform the One Ring To Rule Them All sequence in English and its original.
8. Yell, "stay back! I will do the stinging!" to your invisible comrades and whistle your sword above the sleeping fan's head.
9. Put them in a leaky barrel and send it floating down the nearest river.