Cats/LOTR--A match made in heaviside?

Mistabella · 12-20-2002, 02:17 PM

Just so ya'll know, I am, besides being an LOTR fan (I haven't finished the RotK yet, but Laurelyn can vouch for my obssesiveness) a complete and utter, bonafide Cats fan. Cats is the longest-running musical in Broadway history. I wondered what would happen if you took the Cats characters, turned 'em into LOTR people, and plunked the LOTR people into the Junkyard? Here goes!

Munkustrap: What are we doing here? No junk, no pizza, just some weird forest with shapes darting around! We have to find Old Deuteronomy!
Rum Tum Tugger: You ought to ask Magical Mister Mistoffelees...
Jennyanydots: Oh shut up already!
Etcetera: I'm scared Tugger, there are giant spiders in here!
(Bilbo appears out of the darkness) Have no fear! I will do the stinging!
Mistabella: I know who you are!
Bilbo:Who?
Mistabella: Bilbo Baggins. Hey... this is Middle-Earth!
Jellicles: WHAAT?

(just so you beings know, you can take on any character in LOTR or Cats--I just started as everybody!)

12-20-2002, 02:17 PM	#1
Mistabella Hobbit Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 16	Cats/LOTR--A match made in heaviside? Just so ya'll know, I am, besides being an LOTR fan (I haven't finished the RotK yet, but Laurelyn can vouch for my obssesiveness) a complete and utter, bonafide Cats fan. Cats is the longest-running musical in Broadway history. I wondered what would happen if you took the Cats characters, turned 'em into LOTR people, and plunked the LOTR people into the Junkyard? Here goes! Munkustrap: What are we doing here? No junk, no pizza, just some weird forest with shapes darting around! We have to find Old Deuteronomy! Rum Tum Tugger: You ought to ask Magical Mister Mistoffelees... Jennyanydots: Oh shut up already! Etcetera: I'm scared Tugger, there are giant spiders in here! (Bilbo appears out of the darkness) Have no fear! I will do the stinging! Mistabella: I know who you are! Bilbo:Who? Mistabella: Bilbo Baggins. Hey... this is Middle-Earth! Jellicles: WHAAT? (just so you beings know, you can take on any character in LOTR or Cats--I just started as everybody!) __________________ Jellicle songs for jellicle cats, Frodo lives (Bilbo lives too, actually) Write till you drop and watch CATS again--all that jazz.

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