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Originally posted by GRONK!!!
Hmm GRONKs not sure he would want to be Sauron. Being Sauron would entail too many responsibilities. Sauron was also too big on the whole "destroy all that is good and sacred in the world" cause. GRONKs never been a big fan of causes. The last cause GRONK got truly into was when he embarked on a mystical quest to find out who stole his lunch. If GRONK was a ME character then he'd rather be a happy go lucky bandit. Then GRONK could attack the fellowship of the ring, steal the ring, and then mistake the ring for a delicious onion ring and eat it. GRONK would love to put the ring's supposed indestructibility to the test. Yeah, being filled with evil and impervious to all but Mount Doom sounds nice, but lets see the ring survive a trip through GRONK's digestive tracts.
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But you are what you eat... so if that worked, um, sure, the ring would be gone, but...well, I think you see what I mean.
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