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WiseWizard · 12-01-2002, 09:14 PM

*Zandalf, still on the roof, thinks he sees some sacks floating down the river, but after what he just went through, he isn't so sure anymore*
Zandalf: *getting up off the ground* Wait, aren't they supposed to ride down the river in barre......
*sees that the deeaf penguin is still there, but the elf has disappeared*
Zandalf: Don't tell me you're actually real!
*pokes penguin to see if it's real, penguin stares menacingly at Zandalf*
Zandalf: Okay, you're real, the roof is real....MY ELF EARS! *finds elf ears in pocket, puts them on and receives the normal, but secret, magical powers* Elf ears still in place. But now there are several sacks floating down the river to Lake Town.......*after several moments* MY NEXT ENTRANCE!!!
*looks at penguin who is obviously ready to stop Zandalf*
Zandalf: Alright, would you just leave me alone if I gave you a shiny object?
*pulls out shiny crystal*
Penguin: Mier!
Zandalf: Great! Take it!
*throws crystal to Penguin, which it cathces*
Zandalf: Oh, and here's a note about what to do to clean it and keep it shiny
*hands Penguin note*
Zandalf: NOW LEAVE!
*as Penguin is flying off, it decided to read the instructions on how to make it even shinier. But the penguin had been deceived.....*
Zandalf: *watching Penguin* Flying...flying...flying......dropping... dropping...down.
*Zandalf runs off towards Lake Town laughing maniacally*

12-01-2002, 09:14 PM	#11
WiseWizard Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: the darkest region of Mirkwood (and trust me, it's really dark) Posts: 331	Zandalf, still on the roof, thinks he sees some sacks floating down the river, but after what he just went through, he isn't so sure anymore Zandalf: getting up off the ground Wait, aren't they supposed to ride down the river in barre...... sees that the deeaf penguin is still there, but the elf has disappeared Zandalf: Don't tell me you're actually real! pokes penguin to see if it's real, penguin stares menacingly at Zandalf Zandalf: Okay, you're real, the roof is real....MY ELF EARS! finds elf ears in pocket, puts them on and receives the normal, but secret, magical powers Elf ears still in place. But now there are several sacks floating down the river to Lake Town.......after several moments MY NEXT ENTRANCE!!! looks at penguin who is obviously ready to stop Zandalf Zandalf: Alright, would you just leave me alone if I gave you a shiny object? pulls out shiny crystal Penguin: Mier! Zandalf: Great! Take it! throws crystal to Penguin, which it cathces Zandalf: Oh, and here's a note about what to do to clean it and keep it shiny hands Penguin note Zandalf: NOW LEAVE! as Penguin is flying off, it decided to read the instructions on how to make it even shinier. But the penguin had been deceived..... Zandalf: watching Penguin Flying...flying...flying......dropping... dropping...down. Zandalf runs off towards Lake Town laughing maniacally __________________ My motto: Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'll take over. ------------------------------------------------ "Upstage me and I'll crush your kneecaps!" ------------------------------------------------ "It's been a while since I've been 130." -Aaron Reichgott ------------------------------------------------ You know, the world's full of apathy...but I don't care. ------------------------------------------------ "I would've honked, but I might have hit you." -Janaki ------------------------------------------------ "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have gone to college that year." -Lewis Black ------------------------------------------------ "I have one speed which varies according to my mood." -Kristy Pihl ------------------------------------------------ "When I get a fever, I can hear my mom's voice in my head. But she's alive, not dead, so it's not as exciting." -Anna Crandall ------------------------------------------------ "It doesn't matter what your body type is, as long as you're bloodthirsty." -Rachel Carlson ------------------------------------------------- "My mind is a whirling miasma." -Jeff E. ------------------------------------------------- "I think earth is the Alabama of the universe and we don't even know it." ------------------------------------------------- "You can't just apologize the laziness of my bunnies away." -Taylor S.B. ------------------------------------------------- I'm a sadistic massochist. I'm always happy.

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