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10-28-2002, 01:57 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
Posts: 292
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OOC: Can't enter Lorien, I'll show you who can't enter Lorien!
Human walks up to very large door that says "Welcome to Lorien" in large friendly letters above it. Ariel, of course. 64 point font. Bolded, too. And all-caps. Human walks primly up to the door. She places her hand upon the door nob. She turns it. She pulls with all her might behind it. Then, upon noticing the little white and black sign next to the door, she pushes and watches disgruntledly as it swings inward. "Stupid door, stupid sign, stupid stupid..." She could be heard muttering as she moved one step forward- And froze. For, yes, on the other side of the Big Friend Door to Lorien, sat the most foul, crule, vicious creature that ever lived! Human shierked like the girl she was for a good five minutes. Then, after she had stopped, she slammed the door behind her, whirling about to face her rather confused Great Hoard of General Evil. "Well," she said. "Maybe there's another door..." The Great Hoard of General Evil collectively groaned.
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