10-21-2002, 10:00 PM | #11 |
Bank'ress of Sith
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: In a hot-hot place, heh
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Cute Little Sayings
1. Life is sexually transmitted. 2. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane. 3. It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end. 4. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. 5. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. 6. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. 7. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. 8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees. 9. Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that). 10. When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess? 11. If you're living on the edge, make sure you wear your seat belt. 12. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open. 13. There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead. 14. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. 15. A closed mouth gathers no feet. 16. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 17. It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere. 18. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM Quicky turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!
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