You Know Your Written Social Life Is Drooping When . . .

Laurelyn · 10-11-2002, 04:52 PM

Those of you who recall YKYLTTMW will also recall how I said I was fond of hilarious lists . . . well, this time, I'm organizing a list for a friend of mine. Anyways, I was hoping you guys could help me out.
Here's the catch: She's not a Mooter. So, comments about Entmoot are welcome, but won't be included in the list she ends up reading. K? I'll cite you all for your help in a footnote at the bottom.

On that note, here goes:

You Know Your Written Social Life Is Drooping When . . .

~You forget your own address, seeing as nobody cares what it is.
~Your favorite saying, which you dispense at any chance you get, is "An empty inbox with company isn't empty anymore."
~You follow the above statement with your email.
~Nobody takes the hint.
~When you write to people and they wonder who sent them the letter they're reading
~You write to yourself instead (actually, you don't have to be a nobody to do that, but . . .)
~You stoop to writing lists like this

(Note: Can anybody see why I need help w/ this?

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10-11-2002, 04:52 PM	#1
Laurelyn Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan? Posts: 1,315	You Know Your Social Life Is Drooping When . . . Those of you who recall YKYLTTMW will also recall how I said I was fond of hilarious lists . . . well, this time, I'm organizing a list for a friend of mine. Anyways, I was hoping you guys could help me out. Here's the catch: She's not a Mooter. So, comments about Entmoot are welcome, but won't be included in the list she ends up reading. K? I'll cite you all for your help in a footnote at the bottom. On that note, here goes: You Know Your Written Social Life Is Drooping When . . . ~You forget your own address, seeing as nobody cares what it is. ~Your favorite saying, which you dispense at any chance you get, is "An empty inbox with company isn't empty anymore." ~You follow the above statement with your email. ~Nobody takes the hint. ~When you write to people and they wonder who sent them the letter they're reading ~You write to yourself instead (actually, you don't have to be a nobody to do that, but . . .) ~You stoop to writing lists like this (Note: Can anybody see why I need help w/ this? ) __________________ The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka Last edited by Laurelyn : 10-18-2002 at 04:41 PM.

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