Most Likely Predictions

[BeardofPants]

Okay, this is an awards thread, where we predict what mooters will get up to in the not so distant future. I'll go first.

Jersey Devil - Most likely to become an axe murderer.

Anduril - Most likely to die a painful death after a run in with the Pope driving a taxi.

Arathorn - Most likely to be battered in the head by fellow mooters after they've gotten annoyed with him for beating around the bush regarding his love life.

Blackheart - Most likely to tally more marriages than any of us. Will also go on to become the proud winner of the prestigious "most pedantic git ever in the history of pedantic gits, second only to Jesus" award.

EG - Most likely to stick herself with a rouge sword from her collection. (Unbeknownest to her, it was made by Eol himself.)

Rogue Elf - Most likely to become Satan reborn. If she doesn't die of ring worm.

Olsonm - Most likely to die of skin cancer because he visited New Zealand, and forgot to wear sunblock. (Let that be a lesson to you all.) And if he manages to survive the cancer, he will go on to develop a debilitating mental disorder.

Cassiopeia - Most likely to go insane, while trying to convince herself that John Lennon IS still alive... in her bathroom. (The fact that Elvis talks to her from down the toilet is another matter....)

HOBBIT - Most likely to be forevermore stuck in the guise of a midget.

SGH - Most likely to discover a portal to middle earth, where she will shack up with a certain elf...

Khamul - Most likely to get abducted by aliens while waiting for the one and only traffic light in his town to go green.

Afro-Elf - Most likely to drive himself perennially insane while trying to convince himself that Arwen IS his paramour. Will then go on to become a reknown (mad) scientist; will also drive all his colleagues potty.

LuthienTinuviel - Whatever she's most likely to do, she's already there....

Sween - Most likely to kill himself when he realises that Dirk Diggler did it better.

Bmilder - Most likely to come out of the closet.... as a cheerleader.

Tessar - Most likely to come out of the closet.

Lizra - Most likely to go off on a hunt for entwives after reading the Entmoot Male Calendar (tm) and going blind.

Azalea - Most likely to stalk Viggo, and steal his underpants.

G88 - Most likely to have an affair with George Bush during her internship.