The Pants Game

I am sorry for inflicting these on you, but some friends and I were having a heyday with them! :lol: Some are pretty bad but they are all at least a little bit funny.

"I pass the pants. I shall diminish and go into the west"

"Fool of a Took! Throw your pants in next time!"

"Pantssesss, Presssciousss! Pantssesss!"

"I wish I had taken Elronds Pants," Pippin said to Sam. "I am no good after all."

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve pants. Can you give it to them?"

"And now at last it comes. You will give me the Pants freely!"

"Your oath is now fulfilled, go back and trouble the pants no more"

"There's only one pants in Bywater, and that's the Green"

"Gil-galad was the pants-king, of him the harpers sadly sing, the last whose pants were fair and free"

"Tall ships and tall kings...what brought they? Seven pants..."

"In the land of Mordor where the Pants lie"

"...my love is given to the pants. And my heart forebodes that soon they will pass away for ever."

"this thing all things devours.. birds beasts trees pants"

"I sang of pants, of pants of gold, and pants of gold I wore"

"Everything?" said Gandalf, looking closely at Bilbo. "The pants as well? You agreed to that, you remember."

"I am old, but not yet dotard!.. as you can see, I can still wield my pants!!!"

"The Pants of the king are the Pants of a Healer"

"A curse on the stiff pants of the Dwarves!...
Maybe we should say, a curse on the stiff pants of the elves!"

"He should not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the pants."

"Faithless is he that says farewell when the pants darken."

"Do not meddle in the pants of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."

"Strider! Him with a throne and golden pants!"

Maybe some more pants later....