They'd never say that!

Faramir · 06-22-2002, 10:05 PM

Sauron: How come MY Ring isn't set with a diamond?!
Gollum: No thank you, fish are fattening.
Haldir: Blindfold the Elf, the dwarf's alright.
Denethor: You know my motto! "Have a Positive Attitude!"
Sam: I think I'll hire a gardener, I hate having to take care of it myself.
Saruman: You want this Palantir thingy Gandalf? It doesn't seem to be of any use.
Pippin(or was it Merry?): No! Skip the Inn! Keep going!

06-22-2002, 10:05 PM	#11
Faramir Elven Warrior Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ithilien Posts: 353	Sauron: How come MY Ring isn't set with a diamond?! Gollum: No thank you, fish are fattening. Haldir: Blindfold the Elf, the dwarf's alright. Denethor: You know my motto! "Have a Positive Attitude!" Sam: I think I'll hire a gardener, I hate having to take care of it myself. Saruman: You want this Palantir thingy Gandalf? It doesn't seem to be of any use. Pippin(or was it Merry?): No! Skip the Inn! Keep going! __________________ This is the Window of the Sunset, Henneth Annun, fairest of all the falls of Ithilien, land of many fountains."-Faramir, Chapter IV, The Two Towers ========================== FRODO LIVES!!! ========================== YODA IS DA MAN!!! ========================== I Love Jesus!