Who placed the order for Storm Trooper armour?

Draken · 06-17-2002, 10:20 AM

Minutes of final meeting of supply contract A-2152/3

Imperial Procurement: So you have produced enough armour to equip all our Storm Troopers?
Flimzee Equipment Corporation: Yes indeed!
IP: So...will it stop blaster bolts?
FEC: No.
IP: Rocket impact?
FEC: No.
IP: Light sabres?
FEC: Absolutely not!
IP: Sticks and stones?
FEC: Yes! Erm...(consults notes)...well sometimes. Maybe. Depends.
IP: Is there one single reason we should equip our troopers with this armour?
FEC: Well, it looks REALLY cool!
IP: (thinks). Ok, it's a deal. We'll have a million please.

06-17-2002, 10:20 AM	#1
Draken Elf Lord Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Durham, England Posts: 694	Who placed the order for Storm Trooper armour? Minutes of final meeting of supply contract A-2152/3 Imperial Procurement: So you have produced enough armour to equip all our Storm Troopers? Flimzee Equipment Corporation: Yes indeed! IP: So...will it stop blaster bolts? FEC: No. IP: Rocket impact? FEC: No. IP: Light sabres? FEC: Absolutely not! IP: Sticks and stones? FEC: Yes! Erm...(consults notes)...well sometimes. Maybe. Depends. IP: Is there one single reason we should equip our troopers with this armour? FEC: Well, it looks REALLY cool! IP: (thinks). Ok, it's a deal. We'll have a million please. __________________ I'm beset by self-doubt ....or am I?

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