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06-08-2007, 06:33 AM | #1 |
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Badass Quotient System List (some LOTR character included)
I love it when people have "who would win in a fight" conversations. You know the kind - "Who would win in a fight between Robocop and the Terminator?" or "Who would win a fight between Peewee Herman and Gilligan?" Etc...
But something that is always laking in those conversations is a proper, quantifiable, measurement of how much of a "bad-ass" someone or something is. Toward that end - here is my BAQ (Badass Quotient) System: Fire Ant ---------------------------------------------------- BAQ = 1 Sewer Rat ------------------------------------------------ BAQ = 10 Chihuahua ------------------------------------------------- BAQ = 100 Drunk Redneck armed with a pool cue -------- BAQ = 1,000 Green Beret armed with a machete ------------ BAQ = 10,000 Silverback Gorilla ------------------------------------- BAQ = 100,000 Black Rhino -------------------------------------------- BAQ = 1,000,000 Tyrannosaurus Rex ---------------------------------- BAQ = 10,000,000 It would take about 10 fire ants to evenly fight 1 sewer rat. It would take about 10 sewer rats to evenly fight 1 Chiwawa. It would take about 10 Chihuahuas to evenly fight 1 drunk redneck armed with a pool cue. ETC... Now we have a scale on which we can use to measure the "Bad-assness" of almost anyone or anything! Here are just a few examples (the compleate list can be found here http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html): Butterfly ================================================= 0 BAQ Fire Ant ------------------------------------------------------------- 1 BAQ Wasp ================================================== = 3 BAQ Gerbil ================================================== = 5 BAQ Tarantula ================================================= 7 BAQ Sewer Rat ---------------------------------------------------------- 10 BAQ Rabbit ================================================== 35 BAQ Vampire Bat ============================================== 49 BAQ House Cat ================================================ 88 BAQ Lobster ================================================== 90 BAQ Chihuahua ----------------------------------------------------------- 100 BAQ Rooster (armed with cock-fighting spurs) ========================== 102 BAQ Possum ================================================== 287 BAQ Munchkin - from "Wizard of Oz" ================================= 289 BAQ Gilligan ================================================== = 306 BAQ Oompa Loompa - from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" ============== 308 BAQ Barn Owl ================================================== 421 BAQ Peewee Herman ============================================= 422 BAQ 3PCO - from "Star Wars" ======================================= 449 BAQ Crack Whore ================================================ 550 BAQ Zombie ================================================== == 749 BAQ Woopi Goldburge ============================================= 831 BAQ Howard Stern ================================================ 852 BAQ Hawkeye Pierce - from the tv show "M.A.S.H." ======================== 856 BAQ Rush Limbaugh =============================================== 998 BAQ Drunk Redneck armed with a pool cue ---------------------- 1,000 BAQ George W. Bush ============================================= 1,105 BAQ Ferris Bueller - from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" ========================= 1,290 BAQ Jeffrey Dahmer =============================================== 1,301 BAQ Tiger Woods (armed with golf club) ================================= 1,439 BAQ Jack Sparrow - from "Pirates of the Caribbean" (unarmed) ================= 1,685 BAQ Gremlin - from the movie "Gremlins" ================================ 1,696 BAQ Stalin ================================================== ==== 1,985 BAQ Pimp ================================================== ==== 1,990 BAQ Wolf ================================================== ===== 2,144 BAQ Boa Constrictor =============================================== 2,312 BAQ OJ Simpson (with glove and knife) =================================== 3,100 BAQ Virgil Tibbs - from "In the Heat of the Night" ============================= 3,148 BAQ Wolverine - the animal ============================================ 3,345 BAQ Tony Montana - from "Scarface" (unarmed) ============================= 3,507 BAQ R2D2 - from "Star Wars" ========================================== 3,965 BAQ Matador (armed with red cape and lance) ============================== 3,989 BAQ Snake Plissken from "Escape from New York" (unarmed) ================== 6,010 BAQ Hannibal Lector ================================================ 6,047 BAQ Orc Soldier - from "Lord of the Rings" (armed with sword) =================== 7,093 BAQ Sumo Wrestler ================================================= 7,810 BAQ New York City Fire Fighter (armed with ax) ============================= 7,896 BAQ Mike Tyson ================================================== = 7,961 BAQ Rocky Balboa - from the movie "Rocky" =============================== 8,501 BAQ B.A. Baracus - from the "A-Team" (unarmed) =========================== 8,627 BAQ Chuck Norris ================================================== 8,812 BAQ Green Beret armed with a machete ------------------------- 10,000 BAQ Jackie Chan ================================================== 12,791 BAQ L.A. Cop (armed) ============================================== 15,480 BAQ Alligator ================================================== == 16,812 BAQ Chewbacca - from "Star Wars" (unarmed) ============================ 19,947 BAQ Rambo (armed with his knife) ===================================== 19,990 BAQ Jack Sparrow - from "Pirates of the Caribbean" (armed with sword and musket) = 20,005 BAQ "7 of 9" - from "Star Trek" (unarmed) ================================ 21,947 BAQ Harry Callahan - from "Dirty Harry" (armed)============================ 22,110 BAQ Worf - from "Star Trek" (unarmed) ================================== 31,014 BAQ Zbigniew Krycsiwiki AKA "Jaws" - henchman/villan from James Bond movies === 40,801 BAQ Elf (armed with sword) ========================================== 42,260 BAQ Lion ================================================== ===== 48,585 BAQ Conan the Barbarian (armed with sword) ============================= 52,026 BAQ Borg Drone - from "Star Trek" ===================================== 68,992 BAQ Worf - from "Star Trek" (armed with Batleth) =========================== 71,004 BAQ Vampire ================================================== == 79,323 BAQ Medieval Knight (full armor, on horseback, armed with sword and sheald) ====== 81,150 BAQ Jason - from "Friday the 13th" (armed with machete) ==================== 91,313 BAQ Phoenix - from Greek mythology ================================== 98,200 BAQ Silverback Gorilla -------------------------------------- 100,000 BAQ bull ================================================== ===== 101,693 BAQ Indiana Jones (armed with his whip & gun) =========================== 101,771 BAQ Robocop (armed) ============================================= 120,100 BAQ James Bond (armed with his gun) ================================= 131,007 BAQ Tony Montana - from "Scarface" (armed with his "little friend") ============= 150,507 BAQ Raptor ================================================== === 152,560 BAQ Chimera - from Greek mythology ================================== 189,324 BAQ Green Beret (armed with AK47) =================================== 190,221 BAQ Alien - from the movie "Aliens" ==================================== 203,331 BAQ B.A. Baracus - from the "A-Team" (armed with AK47) =================== 203,627 BAQ Rambo (armed with AK47 and his knife) ============================= 220,603 BAQ Colonial Marine - from the movie "Aliens" (with pulse rifle/grenade launcher) ==== 290,320 BAQ Wonder Woman (armed with lasso and bracelets) ====================== 291,239 BAQ Darth Vader (unarmed) ========================================= 292,405 BAQ Predator - from the movie "Predator" (armed) ========================== 309,811 BAQ Black Rhino --------------------------------------- 1,000,000 BAQ Boba Fett - From "Star Wars" (armed) =============================== 1,000,059 BAQ Vasquez - Colonial Marine from the movie "Aliens" (armed with "Smart Gun") === 1,005,622 BAQ Darth Vader (armed with light saber) ================================ 1,703,405 BAQ Graboid - from the movie "Tremors" ================================= 2,164,403 BAQ Ellephant ================================================== = 3,064,416 BAQ Oliphaunt ================================================== = 9,193,248 BAQ Clifford the Big Red Dog ========================================= 9,224,710 BAQ Tyrannosaurus Rex ----------------------------------- 10,000,000 BAQ Incredible Hulk ============================================== 10,005,106 BAQ Magneto - from X-men movie ==================================== 12,200,943 BAQ Giant - from "Jack and the Bean Stalk" ============================ 22,001,274 BAQ King Kong ================================================= 90,567,890 BAQ Smaug - the dragon from "The Hobbit" ============================ 101,020,680 BAQ Godzilla ================================================== 101,052,302 BAQ Kraken - from "Clash of the Titans" =============================== 120,425,300 BAQ Zeus - king of the Greek gods ================================= 2,009,907,329 BAQ You can find the whole list here: http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html Questions for all of you... 1) What do you think your own BAQ is? (Be honest.) 2) Who or what should I add to the above list. 3) Do you think I have too much time on my hands? Last edited by suncrafter : 07-08-2007 at 10:45 AM. |
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