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Ring-smith
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Either walking across Rohan or riding through Fangorn forest
Posts: 2,000
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![]() Legolas:Why the wrighter as turned to shakspeer this post is beond me, but I hope you enjoying this as it will be the last one I'm going to do this in!!!
(Exunt, whatever that meens) __________________ Arwen as Juliet:Romeo, Romeo, wereforart thou, Romeo? Aragorn as Romeo ![]() Arwen as Juliet:No! That's not what you're sopost to say! Aragorn as Romeo:These lines are as silly as 152 penguins on a telephone line! I'm much better ad libing. Arwen as Juliet:There is no ad libing in Shakspeer! __________________ (Aragorn and Borameer are walking along in mordor, they come to Gandalf, Saruman, and Ragast) Gandalf, Saruman, and Ragast:Toil toil- Aragorn:This is to much! (Aragorn decapatates everyone exept himself) Aragorn:Why did I kill poor Borameer? (Enter Eowen with sword) Eowen:I am no man! (Eowen stabs Aragorn in the back) Aragorn:This is not in the script... (Aragorn drops dead) __________________ Turanduril:Go take this magic dust, you'll find a sleeping man in the forest, use it on him. Legolas:Yes sir! (Later in the forest) Legolas:Okay, here's the guy, now I just sprinkle this stuff on him (Legolas sprinkles the dust on Aragorn, who is asleep) Legolas:Oh what fools these mortals be! I forget my lines! Gandalf(In a directors cap):Cut! Come on! You're an elf! You should remember this stuff! Legolas:That's raceal discrimanation. (Gandalf turns Legolas into a giant pink fluffy bunny) __________________ Aragorn:To be or not to be? That is the question! Weather tis nobler to... I forget my lines. __________________ (The rest of this post isn't shakspeer spoofs) __________________ Gandalf:I am the very modal of a modern magor genaral, I know information Animal, Vetchtable and Minaral, I know all the kings of england and.... (After all this) Lead corsare:Why should we not attack you? Gandalf:I am a orfen boy. Lead corsare ![]() Gandalf:Someone without parents. Lead corsare:Our corsare laws protect you! __________________ Eowen:I am no man! Lead nasguil:I think we all know that by now. Eowen:Huh? Lead nasguil:You've said it orfen. Eowen ![]() Lead nasguil:Orfen, frequently. Eowen:Ah, __________________ Aragorn:I am the very noodle of modern meger genaral, I know information literal, bilateral, and minaral I know the kings of scotland and- Gandalf(Again in directors cap):You messed up that song so much I'm fireing you! Aragorn:Okay... (Aragorn starts to leave then Gandalf lights him on fire) __________________ (At the black gate) Aragorn:Eulia! Pippin:He hasn't read any of thouse books in a long time.
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