09-24-2005, 02:04 PM | #32 |
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Why God Never Received Tenure at a University
1} Because he had only one major publication. 2} And it was in Hebrew. 3} And it had no cited references. 4} And it wasn't published in a refereed journal or even submitted for peer review. 5} And some even doubt he wrote it himself. 6} It may be true that he created the world but what has he done since? 7} The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to replicate his results. 8} He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book. 9} He expelled his first two students for learning. 10} Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests. 11} His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
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