10-03-2003, 08:12 PM | #11 |
Elven Warrior
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*Mean while in the brig*
Chista gets thrown into the brig. It is dark and damp, and there is the sound of some one else breathing heavily. Christa: Um...hello? *More breathing* Christa: Hello?? Whose there?! *Cough cough cough* Human: *Hack* Sorry! Getting a cold down here! Christa: OK...so your Eliza? Human: WHAT!? How do you know that!? I didn't do it I swear! Christa: What? Human: Don't punish me, PLEASE!!! *Roya comes down with rake* Cap'n: Don't make me get the hose, young Miss! Christa: It wasn't me!!! It was her! *Points* Human: Was not! She came down here and started shierking! I saw her! I saw her! Christa: You're insane! Human: I am?? *by then Roya was rather confused and clutched the rake. Where she got a rake only god knows but thats off subject....Er...where was i? oh! Yes! She clutched the rake and spoke to the irratating jailbirds* cap'n: SHUT IT YOU! OR I'LL HAVE THE BOTH A YA KEEL-HAULED!!! YA KEN? Human: Ken? Cap'n: *sighs exasperatedly* Do ye understand? Human: Ye? Cap'n: I'm going back up. *but before she leaves she sprays them with "The Big Ole Hose OF DOOOOOOOOOM!" (TM)* Human: I"M MELTING! melting!!!! Christa: Oh good god! Snap out of it woman *whap* Human: *very britishly* Why thank you madam. I dont think we gave proper greetings! Your name? Christa:*mentaly* This is gonna be a LOOOOONG trip!
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