05-25-2002, 01:36 AM | #501 |
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I live in fear of the cheeseballs, and also cheesewhiz. However, I fear the christian goat buggering, underpants over pants wearing mortals more.
FIGJAM.
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05-25-2002, 01:36 AM | #502 |
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AHA! I am the bottomless pit of cheese!
Bring what you got! *reaches for stack of Hostess "Pink Death" Snowballs* How's you glucose level? :nyuck, nyuck, nyuck:
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05-25-2002, 02:10 AM | #503 | |
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hmmm... just a coma. GULP!GULP!GULP!GULP!GULP!GULP!GULP! More cheeseballs!!!
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05-25-2002, 02:16 AM | #504 |
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Attack of the Cheeseballs!
I'll just head back to my evil underground lair and make plans for taking over the world, then. . .or just get really drunk--ah, there's the wine
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05-25-2002, 02:18 AM | #505 |
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And seduce a Pope?
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05-25-2002, 02:19 AM | #506 |
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My evil plans do not include seducing a pope, I do believe you are getting mixed up with your evil plans
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05-25-2002, 02:38 AM | #507 | |
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The is only on defense against blackheart cheeseballs... *reaches for pillowcase filled with dark matter in back of El Camino*
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05-25-2002, 02:51 AM | #508 |
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*returns above ground to throw pillows at people and spread feathers all over, ignoring the scary cheeseballs and creating chaos*
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05-25-2002, 03:33 AM | #509 |
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*ignores the cheesy fight and continues to swing her pillow around *
who wants cheesecake when they can have chocolate? Some people are indeed just plain crazy..... Oh Elfmaster your new evil thumb is great! Thumbs up!
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05-25-2002, 05:12 AM | #510 |
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*Avoids BoP, as has no reason to want to be stuffed with feathers *
Chocolate cheesecake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I challenge Eruviel and Eärniel to a pillow fight!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehehehheheh
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05-25-2002, 12:34 PM | #511 |
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*eyes gleaming* AHA! A dare! Say your prayers Garina! *takes king sized pillow* CHOCOLATE FOREVER! A-TAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!*swings pillow in Garina's face, followed by a cloud of feathers*
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05-25-2002, 02:12 PM | #512 |
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Sll this chaos is great! Time to swipe some more cheesecake(whoops I took that cheesecake to the other thread...) he he he...
It's kind of hard to fight a pilow fight without the things you are fighting about...
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05-25-2002, 02:20 PM | #513 |
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*Attacks Blackheart with chocolat cheesecake super blaster* Hwaa Hwaa Hwaa Hwaa. *Grabs pillows and takes cover from incouters of pillows and cheese balls.* *Grabs a bag of Skitles and throws them*
Tast the Rainbow
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05-25-2002, 03:07 PM | #514 |
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Tano: *falls down (from the top of the mast where she has been sitting and watching the whole time) because she is laughing so hard*
Aieeeeeeeee! Oph...pillows....breaking my fall...pillows--here--me--pickup! YEAH! *grabs pillow and starts swinging wildly at anyone and everyone* Gahhhh! Skittles! I don't LIKE rainbows! -tano p.s. perhaps we should all call each other by our titles...instead of our names...
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05-25-2002, 04:31 PM | #515 |
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Wulazg, stop nicking my cheesecake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's mine I tell you, my own, my preciousssssssssssssss! Take that Eärniel! *hits Eärniel with her pillow*
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05-25-2002, 06:33 PM | #516 |
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't is but a scratch! *returns the feathery favour to Garina* There!
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05-25-2002, 11:12 PM | #517 | |
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wheeeee!!! Feathers! Chaos!
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05-25-2002, 11:18 PM | #518 |
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Tsk. I knew I shouldn't've started the pillow fight....
*Pulls out sheep catapult* Dang it, now yous buggers are gonna get it. *starts hurling sheep at the Pillow Fighting Brigade* and if that's not terrifying enough for you, I'm a-gonna fling muddy gumboots at you as well.
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05-25-2002, 11:22 PM | #519 |
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Stop with the sheep! Pillow fights are fun!!! We thank you much for starting it!
*ducks a sheep*
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05-25-2002, 11:28 PM | #520 |
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Dammit. You asked for it!
*Puts on superman underpants OVER her pants, and starts chasing goats around the ship deck.* Bah! Bow down to my superior evilness you fools.
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