04-11-2002, 03:11 AM | #641 |
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Do you think we scared them off? Must be our super-intelligent arguments, that they couldn't refute... either that, or they're over in the photo thread perving over all the gorgeous gals!
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04-11-2002, 03:43 AM | #642 |
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I think they are sitting in their churches, and mosques and temples etc, being fed the same information, time and again, in all its glorious vagueness, so that hopefully, they may be comforted, and get some weird warm and fuzzy feeling.
"Must repent! Must Repent! Praise the Lord!" "Almight God, forgive me of my sins, for my faith has waivered slightly." |
04-11-2002, 05:34 AM | #643 |
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"Praise Him! Praise Him!"
Whole congregation join hands, and increase the mass-delusion. "Oh Lord, bless us in your name. We are but sheep, and you are our shepard. Cleanse us of our sins, O Lord!" "Ahem." Stupid and also archaic sounding organ starts playing, which adds to melodramatic self-mass-delusion. Funny music stops, and congregation takes out wallets and purses to give away their money for the cause... |
04-11-2002, 05:40 AM | #644 |
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Now, now, Anduril, would you be flaming the poor innocent cleanst of sin sheep herd following gullible persons*? That is not very charitable of you, you'll have to fork out some extra cash this week at communion!
* I won't say 'fool', I won't say 'fool', I won't say 'fool'..... G'arrrrrgh!!!! You FOOLS!
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04-11-2002, 06:34 AM | #645 |
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Anduril's Lord's Prayer:
Our Father, who art not heaven, nor anywhere else, Hallowed be not thy Name. Thy kingdom will not come. Thy will be not done, Neither on earth as it is not in heaven. Don't bother giving us this day our daily bread. And forget about forgiving us our trespasses, As some of us forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us to evil. For thine is not the kingdom, and no power, nor glory, for never and never. Koeknut. |
04-11-2002, 06:41 AM | #646 |
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Ooh! Ooh! Does BeardofPants get prose written about herself as well?
Since you've stolen Aten's prayer (stolen by those christian heathens), I don't have any thing to rework (since I'm an ignorant atheist...)
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04-11-2002, 07:01 AM | #647 |
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Maegquener's Prayer:
Our BoP, who art in Entmoot, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom will come. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in Entmoot. Give us this day our daily wisdom. And forgive us our stupidity, As we forgive those who stupid against us. And lead us into bliss, But deliver us from Wayfarer. For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Koeknut. |
04-11-2002, 07:47 AM | #648 |
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*pops his head out*
I love spoiling BoP's fun! Anduril you are kind of harsh don't you think? I have some verses about that. Mt 5:44 - But I tell you, love your enemies, and pray for those who persecute you. Matthew 5:11 "Blessed are you when they insult you and persecute you, and say every kind of evil against you falsely because of Me." |
04-11-2002, 07:53 AM | #649 |
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Would we persecute you? Besides, how can we persecute something we don't believe in? That's a bit like me persecuting against pink unicorns, be a bit ineffective, really, since they don't exist.
Anduril, you have a friend for life! Now I have a prayer devoted to me. heh heh heh.... Anytime you need a backrub, just yell...
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Emplynx: apologies. But perhaps you could explain the purpose of praying in that case?
BoP: That Maegquener's Prayer took a lot of effort and time to construct, and it seems that my back is full of knots. I thus beg for thine divine backrub ((Anduril used a smiley!!??) |
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*BoP stretches her hands, and cracks her knuckles* You asked for it! I give mean backmassages... *Starts pummelling Anduril's poor be-knotted back* (Yes, smilies, hmmm.... it's a case of having to for me, or they'll think I'm being serious/caustic etc)
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Anduril always enjoys the contact of his flesh with BoP's. But where is Earniel?
"Flesh-touching all-round!!" I say! |
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I am afraid that Earniel appears to have forsaken us! Ah well... I'm sure she will venture back in another day (she'd bloody better, I want to swipe one of her designs for a tattoo...)
*Looks to see if anyone is watching* *Quickly touches Anduril's ear* *Looks again.* Whew! I don't think anybody saw me...
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Anduril's ear glows with pleasure.
"Oh, how pleasurable!" he said. Anduril then leant forward and touched BoP's ear, and didn't care if anyone saw, for his love of BoP overcame any possible guilt. |
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Gah! Don't tell me we've actually scared off all the creationists! C'mon, I'm dying for an argument or two... Somebody, please, argue with me!?
*touches Anduril's ear back* heh heh heh...
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Now it is that both of Anduril's ears glow with pleasure.
Then, rightly, Anduril touches BoP's other ear, wondering: "Where will this lead?........" But while they wait for the counter-arguments and refutations, physical flesh touching seems to be the meal of the day... |
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Jebus people, family board remember?
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04-11-2002, 10:34 AM | #658 |
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Sorry Mr Tater.
Thing is, we're all atheists around here, and you know, atheists are blasphemous sex-crazed immoral sinners. Apologies nevertheless... |
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Umm, well give me a second. *hits self on head very hard*
Evolution is wrong because.... *hits head again* Darwin was not alive when the dinosaurs ate cain and... * *hits head one too many time and passes out* huh, oh, welll sorry I tried, You'll have to wait for them to come back. Anybody got an asprin?
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