05-25-2010, 03:02 PM | #201 |
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Coming back from a break and no longer dehydrated, Hector comes back to scene of the fight.
Ok, that does it *double-sided lightsaber. leaps into the air, jedi-style. chops off the horns of the balrog*
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05-25-2010, 03:10 PM | #202 |
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OW! Thanks, Jon, I fell out of my chair!
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05-25-2010, 03:30 PM | #203 | ||
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LMAO
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*Aims an arrow at the Balrog and fires offically joining the battle* ARISE WARRIORS! WE MUST PROTECT OUR HOME!
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05-25-2010, 03:34 PM | #204 |
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Rally alongside the president!
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05-25-2010, 03:43 PM | #205 |
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People! People! What do you fight fire with? Swords? Lightsabers? I think not.
TAKE THAT!
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05-25-2010, 03:43 PM | #206 |
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Flanking the marksman President are Hector the Hero, with his glowing double-sided lightsabre, and Jonathan the Just, wielding his dual mithril blades.
Alright mooters! Let's give this balrog a beating so nasty that his ancestors will feel it
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05-25-2010, 03:49 PM | #207 |
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I'm sure you can fight fire with fire lol
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05-25-2010, 03:50 PM | #208 | ||
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*with Gwai using the extra-large fire-extinguisher and a barrage of mooters charging and firing weapons and with a variety of music playing at the same time (we need another of GW's songs! ), the balrog begins to think that maybe he should have stayed in bed and let those pests make all the noise they wanted*
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05-25-2010, 04:01 PM | #209 |
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Balrogs have ancestors? My Tolkien is getting awfully fuzzy...
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05-25-2010, 04:41 PM | #210 |
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*dials 911*
Hey, can we get Gandalf over here to the Entmoot courthouse? There's a Balrog that was awoken due to excessive fighting and ... Okay, then. They hung up on me, guys! I guess we're on our own! *exerts superpower of keeping all the 'Mooters alive while they fight the Balrog mercilessly* Being able to keep people alive is a good superpower to have, no?
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05-25-2010, 04:52 PM | #211 | ||
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05-25-2010, 04:56 PM | #212 |
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Fool of a Wizard, sipping his Mimosas (for it is in fact a Brunch Get-Together) while we're stuck here with fire hoses against a Valarauko!
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05-25-2010, 05:20 PM | #213 | |
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--- I have just learned of the latest intelligence report given to the Entmoot Ministry of Foreign Affairs! It turns out a great deal of the pent up anger and frustration shown by the Mad-Max Balrog is because of late it has suffered from various disorders The Balrog has suffered from sulfur, iron, molten rock and inner-combustion-deficiency which causes erratic, involuntary bursts of fire on the poor Balrog's body. The Balrog feels weak and unmotivated and has, according to a reliable source, been ridiculed by Smaug According to one anonymous source the Balrog had finally gotten some sleep after consecutive centuries of poor sleep and itchy skin and was FURIOUS when Hector and Jonathan woke him up! It seems that all the Balrog wants is proper drugged sleep! The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has put together an offer that we label "Ibux-For-Charcoal" program where the Balrog can sell (at a lower than market price) its charcoal-leftovers to needy towns and villages in return for large shipments of Ibux painkillers! We have yet to negotiate with the Balrog as the first messenger we sent out was incinerated, but we have a good feeling the "Ibux-For-Charcoal" program will work
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05-25-2010, 05:24 PM | #214 |
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Ok, a bow and arrows against a Balrog isn't perhaps the best idea, but it's all I've got
*fires arrows and tries to aim for the Balrog's eyes* *some arrows miss and a couple of arrows hit* Edit: *hears about the "Ibux-For-Charcoal" program* Ooops.
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05-25-2010, 05:26 PM | #215 |
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*turns up the pressure on the fire hose*
Aim for the slippers!
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He's wearing slippers?
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And where is Entmoot's Official Critter Wrangler!?! Just throw everything you've got!!!!!
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According to Aikanáro: Possibly ...
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Note to everyone: Jonathan had to go to bed over in Sweden. He was grounded for borrowing his dad's best sword . In any case, we have to wait for him to finish off the balrog.
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05-25-2010, 05:39 PM | #220 |
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Hmmm... Lets try the fire with fire plan.
Archers! Light those arrows!
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