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The Insufferable
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WHo's going to be the Knight-that-gets-mutilated?
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Halfwitted
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. . . You mean the Black Knight? Smaug.
![]() Smaug: Come on and fight! Bilbo: Your arm's off! Smaug: 'Tis just a flesh wound!
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The Insufferable
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I pondered that... but I just can't see it.
The great goblin might be a better choice?
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Halfwitted
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Hmm. I suppose that would work better. Gollum or one of the trolls could work too.
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The Insufferable
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Yeah...
Or wait... We could make them "The Trolls that say Ni!" I don't know if it would work so well with gollum being a somewhat major character and all. Aw, heck. Yeah, gollum it is.
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i just can't see gollum doing that...oh wait, never mind, yes i can
![]() ok, this is random, but whenever i think of Bert, Tom, or William the trolls, i think of them as Bert, Tom, and Bill the Stoned Trolls ![]()
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I alwasy think Message Board Trolls... I see them hunched over big computers... and the light of the sun destroys them. ]: )
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Dear Eru! Is everything in Middle Earth under the influence of a drug?
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no, it was just cuz one of my friends once accidentally made that very mistake, calling them the stoned trolls instead of the stone trolls.
wow, wayfarer, that describes me sometimes!! ![]()
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No...don't mutilate my precious gollum!
![]() Heh....stoned trolls....actually, that describes me too (no, NOT being stoned, being hunched over a computer all the time) The Castle Anthrax....are sure it's anthrax? Anyway, it's that scene with the freaky women in white...ya know, that spider lady thingummy. I haven't seen Holy Grail in a while... "NI!" -tano
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Yes, it's Castle Anthrax.
Spider lady? Huh? Castle Anthrax is populated by virgins between the ages of 16 and 19. No spiders. ![]()
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No spiders? Wait...I am SO confused...this is ridiculous. I shall have to watch Holy Grail again...yargh.
![]() Oh well. Yeah....scratch the spider lady thang... -tano
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Bilbo: "But father, I don't want to go to Lonely Mountain, I just want to sing..."
Gandalf: "Stop that at once! And don't call me father!" How about the witch debate, what weighs the same as a duck?
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