11-01-2006, 02:20 PM | #121 | |
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Yoda:Must force you use!
Luke:Okay... (Takes out "The force") Yoda:This again not! __________________
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11-01-2006, 02:22 PM | #122 |
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That reminds me: my American Gov & Politics teacher was reading part of Eisenhower's Farewell address, and he commented that some of this stuff sounded like Yoda...
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11-06-2006, 09:21 PM | #123 |
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Luke: Hey, Yoda, want to watch a movie?
Yoda: A movie I will watch. Darth Vader: Hey, I wanna watch a movie too. Luke: Don't you start thinking about anything like cutting off hands. DV: Ok Leia: Can I watch too? Luke: Sure. This is getting to be quite a party. Obi-Wan: Then, if this is a party, I can join, too. Right? Qui-Gon: Me too! Yoda: Who you were planning to invite, Luke? Luke: Anyone who wants peace. DV: Nuts. (Darth Vader leaves, everyone else stays) Obi-Wan: You starting the movie, Luke? Luke: Uhh, yah, sure.
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11-13-2006, 01:51 AM | #124 |
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(On Musafar after the light saber fight)
Padme: Is Anakin alright? Obi-Wan: Well... he's lost a bit of weight. ---- Mace: You shall be a member of the Jedi Council, but you will not be made a Master. Anakin: WHAT?!?!? Obi-Wan: Well, Anakin, you see, you still have 10 years left in your anger management classes...
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11-13-2006, 02:06 PM | #125 | |
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That last one is realy good! Maybe that would have stoped him from turning to the dark side...
(Trying to stay on topic so heres a short little crazy bit) __________________ Luke: Why is this called a light saber anyway? It doesn't look like a saber... Obi-wan: It's called a saber because... Gee I don't know, let's get Qui-Gon Jinn... Luke: Isn't he dead? Obi-wan: If you haven't nodiced... Jedi don't exactly stay dead around here... (Enter Qui-Gon) Obi-wan: Master, why is it called a light saber? Qui-Gon: I don't know, I'll go get mace... (Later, all the jedi in the star wars movies -and a few others- are in the swamp) Yoda: Why is it called a light saber? George Lucus: It sounded better than laser swords... Why do you ask? __________________
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11-13-2006, 07:19 PM | #126 |
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Good one. How many Jedi do you think there were? I know it is not on topic, but I was just curiose(I'm not sure how to spell that).
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11-21-2006, 04:42 PM | #128 |
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Yes, but it also depends on how many people/aliens were force-sensitive. And how many were found. Still, there could be thousands maybe millions.
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11-21-2006, 08:59 PM | #129 |
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Easily.
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01-11-2007, 06:28 PM | #130 | |
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Obi-wan: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Vader: Um, Obi-wan? Obi-wan: I AM WIELDER OF THE FLAME OF STAR WARS! SERVANT OF THE SECRET DIRECTOR!!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! Vader: Obi-wan, hello? Obi-wan: DARK FIRE SHALL NOT AVAIL YOU! FLAME OF THE DARK SIDE!!! Vader: I'm not on fire. Obi-wan: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! Vader: OBI-WAN!!! Obi-wan: What? Vader: I'm over here. (We see that Obi-wan has been faceing the wrong way the whole time)
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Oh, great! That was a good one.
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(The attack on the jedi temple)
Darth Vader: Take this Jedi! (Darth Vader "Force tickles" a jedi) Jedi: Hahahaha!!! Stop! WEHEHEHEHE!!! NO, IT'S TO MUCH WAHAHAHAHA!!! Clone trooper: Is that what you call "forced laughter"?
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"'Forced' Laughter"! That was great! I like it.
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Force tickling, now thats a power I wish I had
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No kidding.
Darth Vader: Libraries are useless. Clone Trooper: Why? I use them. Darth Vader: Because every time I want to use them, they instigate fear in me. Clone Trooper: Fear? You don't fear anything! Darth Varder: Anything except libraries. My suit messes the data discs up. Clone Tropper: Okay? Darth Vader: Then the librarians go after me! Their power to instigate fear is incredible!
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Funny, Ayra
Now to keep on topic: __________________ (The distroying of the jedi temple) Clone: So, Lord Vader, what are we going to do with this building after we clear out the jedi? Vader: Well, I think we'll open a mall or something... Clone: Won't the dead jedi sorta make it unpleasant for people to shop in? Vader: So much for clones being able to think createively
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That is why they are clones... They are all alike!
____________________ Clone 1: I, umph, can't, umph, put this thing on! Clone 2: Isn't there a zipper? Clone 1: What?! Oh! I knew that! Clone 2: There is a manuel over there. Read it. Clone 1: I can't read. Clone 2: Get a librarian. Just don't make 'em mad. They are deadly. *Clone 2 leaves* Clone 1: *worried* Deadly? Oh great!
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Darth Vader: So, what made you turn to the dark side?
Palpateen: Well, it was a long time ago... (Flashback to Palpateens early days) Young Palpateen: Ah, my first day of shcool! Child 1: What's your name? Young Palpateen: Palpateen! Child 1: That sounds like a skin cream! Children: Palpateen the skin cream! Palpateen the skin cream! (Fade out of the flashback) Vader: So what happened? Palpateen: The school burned down later that day in an electrical fire. Vader: Palpateen: *Wistles*
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Yoda: Lumanus beings are we, not this crude matter.
Luke: Who you calling crude? __________________ Tarken: Fire at will, comander. Death star gunner: Yes sir! (Draws gun) Death star gunner: Sorry, Will.
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