They'd never say that! - Page 28

me9996 · 01-08-2005, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ezora

please, tell me if you liked it!!!

Good!

me9996 · 01-09-2005, 05:45 PM

Ranger1:Hey look! I found ents online!

Ranger2:Let me see!

Strider:Let me gess, they're mooting?

Ranger1:Why yes! How did you know?

Strider:Lucky gess.

Ranger2:These don't look like ent names,

Ranger1:Yah, that one looks like a spider name!

Ranger2:And that one looks like a rangers name!

Strider:"me9996" that ent must be vain!

(Note from writer:I'm not vain, It's a long story...)

Ranger1:And look! A thing for middle-earth!

Strider:I don't think we want to see the "Lord of the Rings" things.

Ranger1:I know, who would put a thing on here about the unamed one? (Souron)

Ranger2:Log in? They must be canables!

Strider:No, ents aren't trees. But they still wouldn't eat trees!

Ranger1:Let's get out before some thing else happens!

THE
END

***Earniel*** · 01-10-2005, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nurvingiel

It may yet not.

This thread should get merged with They'd never say that!

Nice work for thinking of this, that old thread hasn't been active in ages but it's time to bump it up. It's hilarious!

Oh Vaaaalindiiiiiiilllll...

You're right. Nor is there any reason why it should be in the movie-forum.

Hey, Karl. Another one for me.

Merging.

Beruthiel's cat · 01-14-2005, 05:50 PM

Looking 'way back in this thread from last year, I always thought this one was pretty funny (even if I did make it up myself....)

Treebeard to Pippin and Merry: "Check it out, dudes! Turbo-charged, dual exhaust, five-speed. Hop in! We'll open this baby up all the way to Isengard!"

Yes a moldy oldie from an oldie moldy...

(Just passin' thru kids

)

Embladyne · 01-14-2005, 08:55 PM

Tom Bombadil (to the hobbits caught by the barrow wights) : What? You want me to rescue you again? You better be paying overtime.

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-14-2005, 08:56 PM

barliman butterbur:
sorry there is no room at the inn.
u can sleep in my stable if you like, frodo

me9996 · 01-14-2005, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicirus

Elrond to Aragorn) Hey Arwen. OOPs .
I mean Celebrian. Oh shoot. I mean gandalf.
Oh never mind.

I call people the wrong name all the time! (I commenly call people I'm annoyed with my sisters name!)

Now, I post!

Strider(Set to music):Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
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Morgoth:Okay! I give up! Here, have a silmaril!
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Theoden:Let's just fight them here! We must protect the fields!
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Saruman:No! I won't fight rohan! They're to big and scarey!
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Legolas:I'm lost! All the trees look alike!

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Souron:If I don't hear my name I'll go nuts!
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Okay what do you think gandalf, er, wayfarer, er, souron, er, arwin, er,
Oh I give up!

me9996 · 01-14-2005, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

You're right. Nor is there any reason why it should be in the movie-forum.

Hey, Karl. Another one for me.

Merging.

Now my funny post tread (Which was fiting in caricter) is merged with just the opisite!

me9996 · 01-14-2005, 09:25 PM

Gandalf:You cannot pass!
Balrog:Yes I can!

Gandalf(Scared):Okay, go on past.
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Gandalf:It cannot stay here! I must be distroyed!
Frodo:You can have the last peace of cake gandalf!
(Herd it somewhere, think it was a comic on the barrow downs web site,)
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Gandalf:Okay, here's my stick.
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Gandalf:I'm off to see the wizzard! The wonderfull wizzard of Isengaurd!
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Hope you like it!

Embladyne · 01-14-2005, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

Strider(Set to music):Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Yeah, I kept thinking of this one, too.

Beren3000 · 01-15-2005, 05:51 AM

Saruman (addressing the orc armies at Isengard): I have a dream...

Illuvatar: Melkor, turn that down, will ya? I'm trying to listen to the music of the Ainur!
Melkor: Whoops! Sorry; imagine my embarassment!

Hurin: Wow, Morgoth! The view is great from up here!

Fëanor: Ooosah (sp?)

***Earniel*** · 01-15-2005, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

Now my funny post tread (Which was fiting in caricter) is merged with just the opisite!

This thread is funny too so hardly the opposite. And fitting in character?

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

(Gimli and Aragorn are in a tree)
Gimli:Help! I'm stuck!
Aragorn:I told you not to come up here

Gimli:Hey, enything an elf can do a dwarf can!
Aragorn:That's just what you sayed at the base of the tree.
(Gimli drops)
Gimli: OW!!!

Riiiiiiight!

Sicirus · 01-15-2005, 04:08 PM

All of the fellowship together by the fire.
Frodo: It's...It's soooo cold! Please Gandalf can we use some magic to buid a fire?

Gandalf: No I am afraid not Frodo. If I use magic then the enemy shall spot us and we will be doomed further by more cold and snow then we are now.

Aragorn: Well Frodo if you are that cold we can use an ancient method of warming up that soldiers used in Isildure's army.

Fellowship: *stares intently for warming technique.*

Aragorn: Everyone must take their clothing off and hudle together. Nothing is warmer then body heat. *starts stripping*

Fellowship: *still staring but now in shock*

Aragorn": *What???

Frodo: *Bravely to Aragorn as he is nudged in the back by Legalos* Er....we were thinking more along the lines of force the old wizard to do magic and if he doesn't then take his stuffed eagle away.

Gandalf : What?????*runs for stuffed eagle to find it missing then turns everyone, except Aragorn, into bunnies.*

Aragorn: *stares while still naked*

Gandalf: By the way my boy if you are still in to body heat for warmth I am all for it. *strips*

QuesseUmarth · 01-16-2005, 12:43 AM

In the Universe pageant (if there's one for guys)

"And what would you like to see in the world today, Sauron?"

Sauron - "World peace"

me9996 · 01-17-2005, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eärniel

This thread is funny too so hardly the opposite. And fitting in character?

Riiiiiiight!

This is your evadance?
I thought that gimli would climb up a tree todisprove legoless.
Anyway it was in caricter (maybe overdone but...)

Oh well, I gess you can't undo it...

P.S.
I still can't spell!

Sicirus · 01-17-2005, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by me9996

This is your evadance?
I thought that gimli would climb up a tree todisprove legoless.
Anyway it was in caricter (maybe overdone but...)

Oh well, I gess you can't undo it...

P.S.
I still can't spell!

Thats the point of this thread. To put each character of the lord Of the iogs out of Character. Even if it is as far as Gimli climbing a tree. He can always climb a small tree and get stuck. But you did nothing wrong.

tolkienfan · 01-17-2005, 08:17 PM

Aragorn at the Black Gate: Let the lord of the black land come forth! May justice be done apon him!

Sauron comes out: No! Anything but that! Take your big scary army and leave me alone!

Last Child of Ungoliant · 01-17-2005, 08:56 PM

Cirdan to Frodo: Get your stinking hobbit feet off my boat <pushes frodo back on to ground, sets sail> ha! got rid of that pesky perianath

me9996 · 01-18-2005, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicirus

Thats the point of this thread. To put each character of the lord Of the iogs out of Character. Even if it is as far as Gimli climbing a tree. He can always climb a small tree and get stuck. But you did nothing wrong.

What's a "iog"

me9996 · 01-18-2005, 01:47 PM

Golem:'Twas the night before cristmas and all trough the house not a crecher was stiring, not even a fish.

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Gandalf:Oh boy! The one ring! Now I can take over middle earth!

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The old gaffer:Send po-tay-tos.
Stop.
How are you doing?
Stop.
Why are you looking at me so stange?
Stop.
Sam:I think my old gaffer has sent one to meny telagrams!

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Souron:Oh who gives an anything about that ring? I don't! Get it?
I don't, I ?

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Treebeard:I won't this program download?!?
I can't stand it anymore! I've been weighting two hole secents!

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Anybody but souron: DUH!!!

01-14-2005, 05:50 PM	#544
Beruthiel's cat mystical divinity of Unashamed Felinity Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: New York's beautiful North Coast -- we're all mad here!!! Posts: 635	Looking 'way back in this thread from last year, I always thought this one was pretty funny (even if I did make it up myself....) Treebeard to Pippin and Merry: "Check it out, dudes! Turbo-charged, dual exhaust, five-speed. Hop in! We'll open this baby up all the way to Isengard!" Yes a moldy oldie from an oldie moldy... (Just passin' thru kids ) __________________ "Never try to out-stubborn a cat!" -- R. Heinlein ~~~~~~~~~ "But I don't want to be among mad people, " Alice remarked. "Oh, but you can't help that," said the Cat; "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here." ~~ Lewis Carroll ~~~~~~~~~~~ Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana...

01-14-2005, 08:55 PM	#545
Embladyne Honourary Elitist Inklette Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: between the mountains and the sea Posts: 704	Tom Bombadil (to the hobbits caught by the barrow wights) : What? You want me to rescue you again? You better be paying overtime. __________________ Even on the pinnacle of a palace a crow does not become an eagle. My DA page

01-15-2005, 04:08 PM	#553
Sicirus Elf Lord Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left. Posts: 1,825	All of the fellowship together by the fire. Frodo: It's...It's soooo cold! Please Gandalf can we use some magic to buid a fire? Gandalf: No I am afraid not Frodo. If I use magic then the enemy shall spot us and we will be doomed further by more cold and snow then we are now. Aragorn: Well Frodo if you are that cold we can use an ancient method of warming up that soldiers used in Isildure's army. Fellowship: stares intently for warming technique. Aragorn: Everyone must take their clothing off and hudle together. Nothing is warmer then body heat. starts stripping Fellowship: still staring but now in shock Aragorn": What??? Frodo: Bravely to Aragorn as he is nudged in the back by Legalos* Er....we were thinking more along the lines of force the old wizard to do magic and if he doesn't then take his stuffed eagle away. Gandalf : What?????runs for stuffed eagle to find it missing then turns everyone, except Aragorn, into bunnies. Aragorn: stares while still naked Gandalf: By the way my boy if you are still in to body heat for warmth I am all for it. strips __________________ "I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins Last edited by Sicirus : 01-15-2005 at 04:11 PM.

01-14-2005, 08:56 PM	#546
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	barliman butterbur: sorry there is no room at the inn. u can sleep in my stable if you like, frodo

01-15-2005, 05:51 AM	#551
Beren3000 Fëanorophobic Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the pages of a book Posts: 1,417	Saruman (addressing the orc armies at Isengard): I have a dream... Illuvatar: Melkor, turn that down, will ya? I'm trying to listen to the music of the Ainur! Melkor: Whoops! Sorry; imagine my embarassment! Hurin: Wow, Morgoth! The view is great from up here! Fëanor: Ooosah (sp?)

01-16-2005, 12:43 AM	#554
QuesseUmarth Sapling Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some people say Lorien.....I roam where I wish Posts: 5	In the Universe pageant (if there's one for guys) "And what would you like to see in the world today, Sauron?" Sauron - "World peace"

01-17-2005, 08:17 PM	#557
tolkienfan Elf Lord Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Internet Posts: 803	Aragorn at the Black Gate: Let the lord of the black land come forth! May justice be done apon him! Sauron comes out: No! Anything but that! Take your big scary army and leave me alone!

01-17-2005, 08:56 PM	#558
Last Child of Ungoliant The Intermittent One Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: here and there Posts: 4,671	Cirdan to Frodo: Get your stinking hobbit feet off my boat <pushes frodo back on to ground, sets sail> ha! got rid of that pesky perianath