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05-07-2003, 01:51 PM | #1 |
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What if this or that or someone or something be a woman?
Things just popped a li'll in my head. I was wondering if it were possible to imagine evry object as a woman, which part of that object would you choose?
let me illustrate. If i look at the map of the USA, i would choose texas. If i look at my monitor, i would choose the POWER BUTTON, which goes in too deep. if i look at a mountain with a sharp tip then it would be the tip itself. so i hope you get the point. now choose something crazy, think it a woman, and tell us what you choose, and why. PS: open to all sexes.
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05-07-2003, 02:28 PM | #2 |
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well i think youve officially topped your "Sexy Shelob" thread. *laugh*
but since we are on the subject i dont think its a coincidence that all hurricanes are named for women.
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05-07-2003, 03:19 PM | #3 | |
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05-07-2003, 03:43 PM | #4 | |
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and i think a few mooters here have been exposed to Hurricane Ruinel once or twice. such gale force winds....
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05-07-2003, 05:10 PM | #5 |
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wasn't there hurricane andrew blew up FL before I lived here.... I think it was Andrew. I don't know about you, Insidious, but I dunno any girls named andrew...
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By the way congressmn - you didn't give reasons for your answers.
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05-07-2003, 05:19 PM | #7 |
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Well I wouldn't think of hurricanes as ladylike at all, unless the lady might be my science teacher or Storm.
In fact I can't think of any neuter thing that is like a lady. This sounds like a very Spanish discussion. But while we're on the topic I'd like to point out Hurricane Floyd. That's a really cool name, and I used to live on a street called Floyd Terrace.
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05-07-2003, 05:31 PM | #11 | |
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Why in Arda would you say "Hurricane Ruinel"... I am quite calm... except for very rare instances. |
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05-07-2003, 05:35 PM | #12 |
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Cars.
Cars are definitely female. They can be comfortable, warm, beautiful and give a sense of real security Or, they can be erratic, obstinate and despite how much attention you lavish on a car, it'll only cooperate if it wants to And they both cost a fortune to keep in good running condition |
05-07-2003, 05:46 PM | #13 | |
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Cony comparing females to cars thats a great analogy and could get us both in lots of trouble if not handled delicately me thinks... *whistling sweet 69*
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05-07-2003, 06:01 PM | #14 | |
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That's my grandma. lol
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But I know of what you speak... many females are cruel. I have a friend that uses guys like toilet paper, and my sister uses sex as a weapon with her husband. I think that is wrong! And I predict someday he will wise up. And then, I know guys like that too. |
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05-07-2003, 06:54 PM | #16 |
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Women are like swords. Pretty and cool...but when you rub us the wrong way WATCH OUT!
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05-07-2003, 07:20 PM | #20 |
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not too mention the nice ones require a diet of especially expensive fuel just to keep them happy or else they tend to knock and ping...
and the fast ones are fun but they always get me in trouble.
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