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04-25-2003, 05:45 PM | #141 | |
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04-25-2003, 06:29 PM | #142 |
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Do Balrogs eat? waht do they eat? What does thier dung look like and can I use it to fertilize my lawn?
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04-25-2003, 06:39 PM | #143 |
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Hmmmm... an interesting canundrum you've proposed...
I suppose bolrog may 'eat' anything flamable if it sets fire to it, as its fire would really feed off of it and use it to grow. So then it would leave big slimy piles of smoking crap, and I wouldn't recommend that as fertilizer. Do the nazgul have voiceboxes, or do they all communicate telepathically? A. If it's telepathic, why does everyone else hear it? B. If it's not, then why don't they sound like normal humans?
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04-25-2003, 09:45 PM | #144 |
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Bombadillo asks
Do the nazgul have voiceboxes, or do they all communicate telepathically? A. If it's telepathic, why does everyone else hear it? B. If it's not, then why don't they sound like normal humans? Hey! thats an intellegent question requiring thought! This is a thread for POINTLESS questions. Take your brain to another thread before I report you!!! pointless
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04-25-2003, 10:32 PM | #145 | |
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04-26-2003, 10:02 AM | #147 | |
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05-08-2003, 03:05 PM | #148 |
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so when did elves go from being such noble elegant creatures of lore to being short funny looking toy makers living on the north pole for a fat man who works once a year? that must have been some transition. is that what happened to the few who wouldnt fade into the west? or did those few get lost on their way back over the ocean? hey i even see some of them in the malls in december out back smoking cigeretts and complaining about the bells on their shoes.
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05-08-2003, 08:48 PM | #149 |
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Hmmmmmm...that is something to think about. But you know everyone thinks elves are soooooo great and that they should know the most and be the most beutiful but I want to know what happened to the trees? Does no one love the trees?
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05-08-2003, 09:00 PM | #150 |
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What happened to the trees? They were killed by a Bush.
Sorry I don't really have a question. I just couldn't resist the low, not-funny joke on the nuclear president. I support him anyway. Someone else please ask.
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05-08-2003, 09:06 PM | #151 |
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If cookies had legs and milk had lips, what color would the sky be?
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05-08-2003, 09:22 PM | #152 | |
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05-08-2003, 10:00 PM | #153 | |
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05-09-2003, 06:57 AM | #154 |
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You are correct sir!
okay I've got another one... If Shadowfax could talk what would he say?
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05-09-2003, 07:02 AM | #155 | |
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05-09-2003, 03:13 PM | #156 | |
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Fimbrethil: we still love the trees, but there are less of us to go around now. Try helping us out a bit... start building cinderblock houses and using less paper. And for the love of Eru, stop multiplying! Mercy! You're inching into every crevice of this planet! Last edited by Ruinel : 05-09-2003 at 03:17 PM. |
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05-09-2003, 05:20 PM | #157 | |
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05-09-2003, 07:37 PM | #158 | |
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05-10-2003, 07:36 AM | #159 |
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lol this thread is so funny!!
If elves were gay, would they have the gay pride parades? (Picture Elrond in a muscle shirt) (If any one wants me to delete this I will . . . )
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05-10-2003, 08:27 PM | #160 |
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Yes, and Legolas would be the marshal!!
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