10-27-2002, 03:16 PM | #1 |
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Do hobbit woman have hair on their feet?
I was thinking of all the Hobbits when a thought flashed in my head. Do hobbit have hair on their feet? It would be really weird to imagine this hairy hobbit woman.
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10-27-2002, 03:30 PM | #2 |
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I'm sure they do. They just don't have as much as the males.
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10-27-2002, 03:34 PM | #3 |
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I belive they do. After all Tolkin said that all hobbits have hair on there feet.
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10-27-2002, 04:30 PM | #4 |
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Of course they do! They spend more time grooming their foot hair than the male hobbits do.. Hobbit foot hair care products are popular items in Hobbitown. (where do you place the emphasis in the phrase Hobbit foot hair care products?)
"Hobbitfoot" hair care products? Hobbit "foothair" care products? Hobbit foot "haircare" products?
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10-27-2002, 05:18 PM | #5 |
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probably... Hobbit "Foot-Hair" care products...
-or perhaps "Products of care for the foot-hair of hobbits" confusing Last edited by Sminty_Smeagol : 10-27-2002 at 05:20 PM. |
10-27-2002, 05:20 PM | #6 |
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hey that rhymes! I invented a slogan!
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10-27-2002, 06:40 PM | #7 |
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Smint...Smint...Smint...Haven't we already discussed this?
You CANNOT post anything intelligent, remember? *ties Smeagol up in Elven Rope*
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10-28-2002, 06:27 PM | #8 |
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oh, all this is TOO funny!
do you think they have little curling irons? *sizzle* OUCH!
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10-28-2002, 06:46 PM | #9 |
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I bet that alot of them had chronic back pain from stooping over to brush their feet.
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10-28-2002, 07:18 PM | #10 |
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Hah! Just got a hilarious image.
Sam brushing Rosie's feet, because she's so pregnant she can't bend over.
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10-28-2002, 08:26 PM | #11 |
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I wonder: if hobbits were around today, would the 'rebellious' ones shave not only their heads but their feet as well? Maybe style it (foot-dreadlocks AHA HAHA!) or dye it different colors? Makes you wonder . . .
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11-02-2002, 12:57 AM | #12 |
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That is one of those question I don't care to find out the answer to.
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11-02-2002, 02:02 AM | #13 |
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foot hair mohawks ....
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11-02-2002, 04:11 PM | #14 |
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dwarves
Didn't it say somewhere that dwarf women had beards?
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11-02-2002, 04:21 PM | #15 |
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I think I remember something along those lines...
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11-02-2002, 05:46 PM | #17 |
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Like, that you couldn't phsyically distinguish a male dwarf from a female, and that there were very few females... I think it was mentioned by tolkien somewhere.
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I don't remember the beard part, but here's from Appendix A of RoTK :
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11-02-2002, 06:30 PM | #19 |
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That goes a long way towards explaining Dwarf's eternal grumpiness
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12-21-2002, 04:50 PM | #20 |
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Female Dwarves might have breads and Female hobbits might have hair on their feet.
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