08-30-2002, 05:20 AM | #1 |
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Which one
If you could have the unlimited services of ONE of the following which would you choose?
a) maid b) cook c) personal asisstant d)chauffeur e) masseuse I'd choose the masseuse.
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08-30-2002, 05:41 AM | #2 | |
im quite stupid
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Re: Which one
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A personaly assistant would be wicked you could just delegate all the work of your job to them.
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08-30-2002, 07:06 AM | #3 |
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chauffeur
ye gods driving is such a pain |
08-30-2002, 07:23 AM | #4 |
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Maid - my children
Cook - have one at the office Chauffeur - enjoy driving my car myself Massage - my husband So it has to be personal assistant.
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08-30-2002, 07:36 AM | #5 |
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I'd definately go with the masseuse. It's a proven fact that people who are relaxed live longer....
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08-30-2002, 08:08 AM | #6 |
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oh yum....The Cook!.....I'd eat good, and I could spend the extra time shopping for larger clothes!
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08-30-2002, 01:44 PM | #7 |
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I would go with the Chauffeur, because I'm not old enough to drive.
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08-30-2002, 02:13 PM | #8 |
im quite stupid
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Couldnt you get your personal assistant to all of the jobs drive cook massarge and clean
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08-30-2002, 02:30 PM | #9 |
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Chaffeur...for about 3 more years. Until I have a non-probationary liscence.(WI laws don't let under 18 year olds drive with more than one young person or drive after 12 am. Not that I ever need to, anyway.) Then I want a maid...cleaning is the most evil thing EVER!
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08-30-2002, 10:37 PM | #10 |
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Chaffeur: For those long trips when my parents have been driving for hours and want to nap but can't because my brother and I can't drive and to get me to the library.
Maid: So I'm not always cleaning. Cook: So my mom who is a good cook but doesn't like to doesn't have to. Masseuse: For my dad after those 15-hour workdays Personal assistant: Just to have with all the rest. |
08-31-2002, 03:37 AM | #11 |
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I'd want the personal assistant for all the school projects I have coming up this year.
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08-31-2002, 09:21 AM | #12 |
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I would take a masseuse. My hubby does all the other things quite well, already.
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08-31-2002, 10:22 AM | #13 |
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Personal Assistant-so I could always have someone who would follow me around and be there when I wanted to talk to them, not to mention someone who would carry around my hardcover LotR wherever I go.
Chaffeur-because I'm not old enough to drive. I'd make them take my personal assistant and I and my books all around the country. Maid-I do not like cleaning at all, though I can usually get my sister to do it for me. Cook-though my mom is a pretty good one already. Masseuse-I don't really have time for massages, but it would be a nice treat for my guests.
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09-01-2002, 10:04 AM | #14 |
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I'm torn between cook and chauffeur because I can't drive, and I can't cook.
Oh well, chauffeur it is. I don't ever wanna have to drive. |
09-01-2002, 11:28 AM | #15 |
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I find the idea of a personal assistant rather annoying, some "yes Ma'am person hovering about, that I'd have to explain things to. I'd take one if they were invisible and could read my mind!
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09-01-2002, 01:05 PM | #16 |
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I'd take the maid cause i have alot of trouble keepin my room clean. i switch houses every friday and its kinda hard to be organized living out of a duffel bag and backpack. in the case, i'd probably need 2 maids!
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09-01-2002, 01:23 PM | #17 | |
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09-01-2002, 02:06 PM | #18 |
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I'm beginning to reconsider. I think a chauffeur would be more useful for me because I'm 16 and I still haven't taken Drivers Ed, and it looks like I won't have the time to anytime soon. So, a chauffeur could take me to al of my acting jobs, drive me to school (to be rid of the yellow bus!), and so on and further.
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09-01-2002, 03:52 PM | #19 |
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I think I would take the masseuse. Our school doesn't have lockers and dragging those heavy backpacks around all day every day is hard on the back and shoulders.
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09-01-2002, 04:06 PM | #20 | |
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