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06-30-2002, 09:06 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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galadriel:I am going on a diet!
Elrond  ough(hommer Simpson)Sam:I love you Bill ferney! Treebeard;I think I will go get a trim. Thanks TR. I love stitch he was to cute and funny to pass up. 
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"I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins |
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07-01-2002, 02:16 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Ireland
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Sauron: Zeppelin rule.
Frodo: I am Frodo. Samwise: My name is Gandalf. |
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07-02-2002, 08:27 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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aragorn: TTFN(ta ta for now)
Arwen: I hate you father!
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"I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins |
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07-03-2002, 09:30 AM
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The Rogue Elf
Join Date: Jan 2002
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07-05-2002, 03:44 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Hobbiton
Posts: 739
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smaug: what good is gold any ways?
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Jesus loves you! Movie vewing count from the theater: Return of the King:9 Two Towers: 11 Fellowship: 13 FRODO LIVES! |
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07-13-2002, 02:04 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: The Second Drawer Down
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LOL heeheehee Sam: Stuff you, Mr. Frodo! I'm staying right here with Rosie! Gandalf/Bilbo/anyone who smokes weed: *singing* 'Cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got hi-igh... Sauron: Mind that bus, young hobbit... a person like you can get hurt out in the wide world... Legolas Fangirl: I hate you Legolas! You're so *ugly*! I love these threads. Oh, and never forget...Aragorn: *singing* Oh, I just can't wa-it to be kiiiiiii-iiiiing!
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Hey, I'm back! *resounding silence* You didn't even notice I was gone, did you? Well, I'm back now anyway. Artemis Fowl must find Mulch Diggums! You'll never shut down the real Napster |
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07-13-2002, 03:29 AM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter
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I imagine Aragorn singing that song too! All the elves back him up except Elrond (who sings Zazu's part)!
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'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives! |
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07-13-2002, 01:49 PM
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Elrond: Plick! Plick! Plick!
Galadriel: Sell! Sell! Sell! |
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07-13-2002, 04:06 PM
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Elven Warrior
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: I live in la la land, you know, the place you go during math class
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Sam: i have desided to be evil and kill frodo!
Frodo when gandalf falls with the bellrog (sp?): you should of feared me! Aragorn: who cares about this whole king thing *music begans to play* all i want to do is siiiiing! Bellrog: whaaaaat is your name Aragorn: Aragorn Bellrog: whaaaaat is your quest Aragorn: to distroy the ring Bellrog: whaaaaat is your favorite color Aragorn: blue (aragorn walks over the bridge and the bellrog asks the same qustions to every one but gandalf and they all get them right) Bellrog: whaaaaat is your name Gandalf: Gandalf Bellrog: whaaaaat is your quest Gandalf: to kill these annoying hobbits Frodo:......................... Bellrog: whaaaaat is the biggest city 40 miles south of the Equator? Gandalf: well i don't know that ... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
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07-13-2002, 09:14 PM
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Aragorn:
"Drop down, baby, let your daddy see. Drop down, mama, just dream of me Well, my mama allow me to fool around all night long Well, I may look like I'm crazy, I should know right from wrong See me comin', throw your man out the door Ain't no stranger, been this way before See me comin', mama, throw your man out the door I ain't no stranger, I been this way before. Put on your night shirt and your morning gown You know by night I'm gonna shake 'em down Put on your night shirt Mama, and your morning gown Well, you know by night I'm gonna shake 'em down Your custard pie, yeah, sweet and nice When you cut it, mama, save me a slice Your custard pie, I declare, it's sweet and nice I Like your custard pie When you cut it, mama... mama, please save me a slice. Save me a slice of your custard pie. Drop down " |
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07-20-2002, 06:24 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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Aragorn:Hobbit the other other white meat.
Eowyn:be afraid be very afraid. sam:Nyah! Replie from FRODO;NYAH!
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"I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins |
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07-23-2002, 12:25 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 17
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Turin
 Accompanied by filthy laugh) Well, seeing as I did it anyway, bring me my copy of 'Incest Monthly'!Frodo Finishing flute solo) There's a feeling I get, as I look to the West, and my spirit is crying for leaving.Sam: I beg your pardon? Frodo: Shuddup, Page, my lyrics will work with your awesome guitar solos and crunching riffs, for example Kashmir and Ramble On. Sam: Master Frodo, are you feeling alright? Frodo: What...What did I just say? Who the hell is Robert Plant...I'm going to sleep! Turin: Always look on the bright side of life. Huan: Screw this werewolf business, Beren, I'm going home for a can of Pedigree Chum! Aragorn: Listen, Arwen...while I was away I kinda met this girl, and, well...Arwen, I'm leaving you for Eowyn! Aragorn to Elrond: Smell this cheese. Smell the cheese. SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER! (Jumps up and runs out) Aaarg! I've got cheese! (Ok, who got the Alan Partridge reference?) Elrond: When I was a kid, we used to have fun by having farting competitions, come on Gandalf! PARP! Aragorn: Ah, Rivendell. Correct me if I'm wrong, but your average rainfall is between 9" in the summer and 15" in the winter? Arwen: (Blushing) Yes. Aragorn: I did a project on Imraldis when I was a kid. I stayed up all night finishing it, but then the next day in gym we did trampolining and I got diahorrea and couldn't do it. (Awkward silence) Aragorn: And now I'm wishing I hadn't told you that. Arwen:No, your sacrifice of health in the quest for knowledge of my home means I hope to sleep with you in the near future. Aragorn:Schawing! Sam: I don't know about this Gandalf guy. Frodo: But he has a ring. Sam: Just cos he's got a ring the [edit] ain't Yoda! Sam: I know nusing! Frodo to Gandalf: Excuse him, he's from Barcelona. Frodo: So Gandalf, Free Will or Determinism? Gandalf: Umm, Free Will. Frodo: So how come you told me Bilbo was MEANT to find the Ring? Gandalf: Oh, I don't know! Shutup and smoke! Gandalf: Dude, that is some blowin' pipeweed! Saruman: Hey, try it like this...(bubbling noise) WHOAAAA! Enjoy, as I did yours! HeHe!
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...as if struggling with tears. “No, I’ll go home the long road with Mr. Frodo or not at all... |
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07-23-2002, 07:09 PM
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Hobbit
Join Date: May 2002
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Ok, more film-inspired ones!
Sam: (After being pulled out of the edgings by Gandalf) Do you exshpect me to talk? Gandalf: No, Mr Gamgee! I expect you to die! Ahem. Sam: The name'sh Gamgee, Shamwise Gamgee. Tell me, Roche, what would you shay to (Whisper whisper) ? Rose: (Giggly) Oh, I, Mr Gamgee! Samwise: Here'sh the key to my room, I'll bring the champagne up in a moment. (Rose departs, Sam gets onto Spade mounted phone) M, I've managed to make contact with her, now I'll pump her for imformation. (Wry smile) M (Played by Galadriel): Oh, 007. I apologise now for the bad spellings, they're supposed to encapture the tones of Sean Connery (DOY!).
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...as if struggling with tears. “No, I’ll go home the long road with Mr. Frodo or not at all... |
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07-23-2002, 09:35 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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Aragorn:HELP! I have fallen and I can't get up.
Elrond: When I was a kid we had to walk 16 miles to go too school each day. OH wait I never went to school 16 miles away. OH WELL sucks for you. Aragorn to Arwen:Yeh baby Yeh you are shag -Adelic.
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08-11-2002, 11:23 AM
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Elven Maiden
Join Date: Aug 2002
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you guys are really funny!
Gollum:"nice master, tie us up in the elf rope again! pleeeeeease!" random person to Legolas:"Hey look, Aragorn naked!...made you look." Frodo:"hey, black riders. I'm tired, let's hitchhike." orc to random prisoner of orcs:"you know, it's OK to cry." (at crickhollow)Frodo:"You guys are coming with me aren't you?" Sam:"Well, um...the thing is...pippin and merry and i are going to tahiti. You're on your own...oh yeah, by the way, we all hate you. [nods of approval] |
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08-11-2002, 11:54 AM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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lol
good ones Aragorn: i am Arathorn son of Aragorn. Smaug:I am a vegetarien(sp) Elrond to Arwen: hey can you chew my food for me please.
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"I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins |
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08-11-2002, 11:18 PM
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Viggoholic
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
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Ha ha Katya, I really like your second one.
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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. |
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08-12-2002, 07:17 PM
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Sapling
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Buckland, When I'm not in Utah
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Bilbo- I hate writing. Never take it up Frodo, It's not good for you.
Aragorn- I'm lost. |
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08-12-2002, 09:42 PM
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Elf Lord
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Down the road on your left...No your other left.
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lol
Glorfindel to Nazgul: Ok Ok I guess we can make a deal. You can have the hobbit for that horse of you'rs treebeard: have any chicken meat left for me? Huan: Save you'r self Beren. you old fool.
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"I know less then half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less then half of you half as well as you deserve." Bilbo Baggins |
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08-12-2002, 10:44 PM
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Sapling
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Buckland, When I'm not in Utah
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Bilbo- So Lotho, how about you and your parents come over for a cup of tea and a talk.
Gollum- Let's go for nice long walk in the Sun |
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