06-05-2002, 09:21 PM | #41 |
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Ooops! My mistake!
Gandalf to Saruman: I liked white better because it was flattering to your figure.
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06-06-2002, 04:39 AM | #42 |
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Gollum: For the honor of all the bearers and victims of this accursed trinket, I pledge my webbed appendages to you stout-hearted hobbit. Let us sally forth to Samath Naur!
Frodo: Oh Smeagol, what will I do without you? Sam: You will do no such thing to my...my...MY PRECIOUSSSSS.....<evil drooly grin>. I will trade you my Rosie for the preciouuusssss.....I'd even throw in my Gaffer<snicker><snicker><snicker>Ssssshissssshisss ...
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06-06-2002, 08:56 AM | #43 | |
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06-06-2002, 09:00 AM | #44 |
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Elrond - "Lets use the Eagles to fly to Mount Doom and drop the ring in"
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06-06-2002, 10:25 AM | #45 |
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Pippin: "No thanks, I'm on the wagon."
Frodo: "I won't do it! I won't I won't I won't!" Sam: "Gandalf sure ain't the sharpest tool in the shed." Gollum: "We hates seafood." Galadriel to Celeborn: "Whatever you say, dear." Legolas: "How about a game of Dwarf-tossing?" Eowyn: "Go to war? I'd rather go shopping." Grima Wormtongue: "Theoden, you ought to get out more, and don't forget the sunscreen." Gandalf to Balrog: "After you." Treebeard: "Anybody got a match?" Boromir: "Do you think I should get my back waxed?"
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06-06-2002, 10:48 AM | #46 |
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Aragorn in the houses of healing: "Take two aspirin and call me in the morning."
JRR Tolkien: "We're going to Disney World!"
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06-06-2002, 02:06 PM | #47 | |
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06-07-2002, 06:42 AM | #48 |
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arwen with Glorfindel: I love you Glorfindel.
Glorfindel: what a minute dont you like Aragorn? Arwen: Aragorn? who is Aragorn? Aragorn: I am now becoming gay. So Eomer wonna go out. galadriel; go ahead touch the viel water its your hand. Treebeard; Be hasty you stupit hobbit.
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06-07-2002, 09:20 AM | #49 | |
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dang-it i just had a bunch and now i forgot
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06-07-2002, 06:22 PM | #50 |
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Sam;So when are we going to eat that corps Aragorn just killed?
You know that dude with the mest up sword. gimli; No ofcourse I am not an elf friend especialy not with that gay tree huger Legolas. Melkore; oh crape I broke a nail, that was the third one this week. I seem to brake these things like elven hearts.
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06-07-2002, 07:46 PM | #51 |
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Heheheh...
Gimli: Hair? HAIR?! You want to give me HAIR?!!!
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06-07-2002, 11:11 PM | #52 |
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Gimli: HELP!! The orcs are coming! The orcs are coming! *Hides behind hobbits*
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06-07-2002, 11:28 PM | #53 |
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LOL, I'm laughing harder than I did at the Pants thread!
Arwen: So, Aragorn, is that Anduril in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Gandalf: Hey Frodo, how about lending me Bilbo's ring for a while? Gollum: I'm going to look for some tofu. Galadriel: I know something you don't know! Nyeah-nyaeh! Denethor: Faramir I'm glad you weren't the one that was killed. Now let's get out there and defeat Sauron -- you can do it, son! Sauron: I really just need a little love and understanding. Tom B. : Hey, why don't I just take the ring, since it obviously has no effect on me, and the whole quest thing would really mess you up and take so long that many lives would be lost. Feanor: I swear my undying loyalty to the Valar! Rose: Not tonight, honey. Eowyn to Faramir in Houses of Healing: _ _ _ _ you, Cave man, I'm gettin' outta here with or without your help! |
06-07-2002, 11:32 PM | #54 |
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any being from valinor-"Hehehe..Túna..hehehe.."
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06-08-2002, 02:14 AM | #55 |
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Bilbo to Frodo in Rivendell: Frodo, I'M YOUR FATHER.
Frodo: Dada!!!
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06-08-2002, 02:18 AM | #56 |
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Gollum: You expect me to eat this RAW? What are you thinking? Cook it, please!
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06-08-2002, 09:21 PM | #57 |
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Feonor: Here have the Silmarils, Morgoth
Bilbo: *singing* Its my party and I'll cry if I want to... Sam to Frodo: I hate you Sam to Gollum: I love you Eowyn: I think I'll stay home and knit Aragorn to Elrond: **** off. I'm not doing all that stuff just for Arwen.
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06-08-2002, 09:27 PM | #58 |
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Gandalf to Saruman: Very well, then. You may take Gondor but the countries which used to be Arnor in the north, including the Shire, are mine. I've this thing for plantations.
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06-08-2002, 09:44 PM | #59 |
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lol
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06-09-2002, 08:52 AM | #60 |
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Sam to Lobelia: Will you marry me?
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