05-02-2003, 02:28 AM | #1 |
Hoplite Nomad
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They fight crime
This is funny:
http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm He's an otherworldly Amish sorceror with a secret. She's a man-hating Buddhist schoolgirl who can talk to animals. They fight crime! He's a lounge-singing Jewish gangster looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a vivacious hypochondriac bodyguard on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime! He's a lonely guitar-strumming barbarian haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a warm-hearted out-of-work opera singer from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime! He's an unconventional shark-wrestling farmboy plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a cold-hearted cigar-chomping safe cracker from Mars. They fight crime!
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05-02-2003, 02:51 AM | #2 |
Corruptor
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He's a notorious flyboy Green Beret haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a provocative nymphomaniac opera singer with the power to see death. They fight crime!
He's a deeply religious sweet-toothed waffle chef with a passion for fast cars. She's a cold-hearted impetuous pearl diver from beyond the grave They fight crime! He's a gun-slinging alcoholic firefighter looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a violent thirtysomething pearl diver with an evil twin sister. They fight crime! Ye know AE, this could keep the simple minded busy for days
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05-02-2003, 05:19 AM | #3 |
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*/pats Baby-K on the head.
Have fun, and remember to eat.
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05-02-2003, 10:20 AM | #4 |
'Sober' Mullet Frosh
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wow someone has way too much spare time...like me for instance.
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