03-03-2003, 09:06 PM | #1 |
My microwave speaks to me
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Having conversations with my major household appliances.
Posts: 937
|
Friends embarasing moment
Ok instead of embarasing yourself on this thread you get to embarase your friend. My friend once had a bird crap in her hair. But don't tell their names because somethings are a little to embarasing.
__________________
Bah, Bah black sheep have oyu any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full! One for the master, one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane! Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir. Three bags full. I'll be gone for a while. But never fear! "I shall return anon!" |
03-03-2003, 09:14 PM | #2 | |
The Buddy Rabbit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Trapped in the headlights..
Posts: 3,372
|
Re: Friends embarasing moment
Quote:
Nope, I have no friends here...pls carry on |
|
03-03-2003, 09:58 PM | #3 |
Doughy Elf
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,006
|
This one is aactually about me but I couldn't resist as this one is very funny!
This one happened at our grad 3 poem reading asembly thing.
I was getting ready to recite my poem when the teacher leaned over and told me that my fly was low. My face went beat red, and I spun around to do it up, but that didn't work because all of the teachers were sitting behind me. Any ways, I went on and presented My poem, but every one was teasing me for months after. Its unfortunate because I don't remember any thing embarrising about my friends. |
03-04-2003, 12:06 AM | #4 |
The Redneck Elf
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: In a house
Posts: 539
|
Jennifer, just because I got bird crap in my hair does not mean you have to go tell everybody about it! Well my friend... she...uh ...she's blonde
__________________
Oliphants make great pets. |
03-04-2003, 12:52 AM | #5 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: May 2002
Location: America!
Posts: 480
|
this thread seems a little mean.
anyhoo since all the embarrassing stuff seems to happen to me and not them i don't have any thing to say about them. i wouldn't post if i could think of something anyway. I'll tell one of many embarassing stories about me though. this one's not so bad though.anyway here it is.... Me and my friend used to always try to push each other off the sidewalk on the way back from lunch,one day i think she was ahead of me or almost there or something so i started running to catch up to her to push her off. I can't remember exactly how it happened but i think i tried to push her off but slipped since i was running. I fell off the sidewalk and slid along muddy leaves for a few feet. when i got up i had mud all over my khaki skirt.
__________________
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: 'it goes on'." ~robert frost |
03-04-2003, 08:28 AM | #6 |
Manic Cardboard-Box Dweller
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In a house
Posts: 1,071
|
Lol me and 2 friends were going on a walk... we got to this bridge that goes over the highway road thing or whatever... now, I have these huge "gothpants" that are like half a foot too long for my legs... and my friends and I always goof off. So, going uphill, up a bridge, my friend says something about walking in to walls. I go, "I walk in to walls all the time." "D.o you walk in to walls?" "Well, I mean, I'll be running and my hip will decide to bash in to a wall..." (I have big hips) and we were joking about running in to walls with your hips. I start running sideways like I'm running in to a wall with my hip (literally) and I trip on my pants and fall flat on my face. And just then a car goes by. That must have looked really really stupid.
I do lots of embarassing things on walks... I have another one but it's sort of vulgar. Ok so my best friend and I always talk about really demented things and half the time we're high on caffeine and for some reason a part of the conversation resulted in me screaming, on the top of my lungs, a statement concerning male genitalia and retraction (I am female) and just then an old man passes by me on a bike. I can only imagine he heard my statement
__________________
I love the fishes. |
03-04-2003, 09:14 AM | #7 |
'Bohemian princess of Covent Garden
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Mill
Posts: 544
|
Probably the most embarrassing moment I remember of my friend was when she came into dancing only to fall completely A over T and end up in a heap on the floor! It was hilarious! Mx
__________________
There's only us, there's only this, forget regret or life is yours to miss. No other road, no other way, no day but today. |
03-04-2003, 10:55 AM | #8 | |
Corruptor
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Jozi SA
Posts: 1,885
|
Re: Re: Friends embarasing moment
Quote:
__________________
Don't wet yourself with excitement. |
|
03-04-2003, 12:22 PM | #9 |
Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA
Posts: 10,820
|
I remember one time I was at a kind of a youth thingummy-jigger out in the wild, and I was running along down a hill towards where my friends were (i.e. the Americans; this was in Russia, and I didn't speak Russian too well), and I yelled 'Coming through!' for no reason. At the top of the hill my foot caught in a wire lying on the ground, and I fell and tumbled down the hill. As I was tumbling I said, 'Coming through'. Upon completing my dignified journey to the bottom of the hill, I said, 'Coming through all right!' while standing up.
Not especially embarrassing, but the funniest memory I can think of. The strange part was that whenever my brother or I slipped on the ice, the other American kids were always like, 'O no, are you all right?' I mean, we slip on the ice and fall like two feet. But when I tumbled down the hill, they were to busy laughing to ask. Some friends!
__________________
Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle |
03-05-2003, 12:32 AM | #10 |
Slacker
Warrior Admin Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 2,759
|
One time Wes stopped up and broke the toilet at a motel we were staying at. He was like, "I'm going to the bathroom" and we said Ok. So he went to the bathroom and we sat down to watch MTV or whatever. A long while later, we were wondering what the heck was taking him so long. About that time, the bathroom door came open and we heard, "Guys, we've got a problem." We ran to see what was the matter and almost got knocked down by the smell. Turns out that he had stopped up the toilet and it was overflowing. Long story short, I went for towels while he tried to fix it himself and he ended up breaking the top of the toilet tank. Very funny.
__________________
"If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you." Gandalf to Pippin Psalm 107:31 |
03-05-2003, 12:49 AM | #11 |
The Precious
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 204
|
My friend goes on 'moot. Mwhahahahaha to her, and also, Dwarflings. (inside joke)
One time we were testing water in my class and my friend was asked if the test strip was light green or dark green. Her answer was, "Green." Later, my friend Danielle was giving out bits of a cookie at lunch and this boy asked "What kind is it?" My friend on entmoot said, "That's Danielles!" I'm sorry if I have offended you, you know who you are, mwhahahahaha.
__________________
was holding on hanging by a thread clinging to three words you said but words are meaningless in your absence. |
03-05-2003, 11:59 AM | #12 |
The Negative Soul of Entmoot
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Middle Distance
Posts: 651
|
My friend was demonstrating her amazing ability to mount a horse bareback from the ground, only every time she tried, she couldn't. 'Twas very funny.
__________________
W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left. |
03-05-2003, 12:04 PM | #13 |
Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!!
Posts: 1,086
|
Well, special feature Legolas_is_fit!
She has done about 200 embarrasing things I know about, I am sometimes involved I don't know where to start, (Sorry Jenny! I'm really sorry, I need my own back in alot of things! ) I won't be too mean and say the worst things she has ever done...actually, come to think of it I won't say any I have LOADS more embarrasing moments than her, and I know she blab them all out! (Jenny, YOU DARE!) |
03-05-2003, 12:47 PM | #14 |
Elven Warrior
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: a dustbin
Posts: 109
|
Emily (Blackboar) walked into her bro having sex wid is girl friend
__________________
Aragon:We need to get across to the gate. Gimli:A dwaf cant jump that distance..Toss me. Aragon:What? Gimli:Toss me over to the gate. But just dont tell the elf. Aragon:Ok I promise Well it goes along those lines i cant remember the exact words |
03-05-2003, 12:49 PM | #15 | |
Legolas's beloved sister and Queen of the Wood Elves of Mirkwood
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Under the hill at Bag-end, Hobbiton the Shire Or Rivendell,I can't remember!!!!!!!!!!
Posts: 1,086
|
Quote:
|
|
03-05-2003, 01:34 PM | #16 |
Elf Lord
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Valinor, right next to Telperion . . . what did you expect, Michigan?
Posts: 1,315
|
*raises eyebrows*
Hi 'lenka . . . I should go now, shouldn't I? *runs in terror*
__________________
The Third Age of Entmoot has begun. Angel of music, guide and guardian! Grant to me your glory! The country I eat and spend the day in is by no means the country I sleep and dream in. Define patriotism. Hold the boat, you spastic monkey! ~ Elenka |
03-05-2003, 03:00 PM | #17 | |
The Negative Soul of Entmoot
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: The Middle Distance
Posts: 651
|
Quote:
Laurelyn, say ONE WORD and you are DEAD MEAT!!!
__________________
W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left. |
|
03-05-2003, 03:18 PM | #18 |
Woolly Jumper
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In my field of paper flowers and candy clouds of lullaby
Posts: 1,200
|
Thankgod none of my friends go on here anymore
Well... our group used to hang around behind a door and at the bottom of some stairs. We were all sitting down so there wasnt much space so emma (StrawberryIceCream) had to stand up in front of the door. The door opens inwads. so when someone pushed the door open Emma fell flat on her face on top of all of us. It was hilarious! I've done loadsa embarassing stuff. Might tell later...
__________________
:: there's nothing comforting in change:: Why dont sheep shrink in the rain?? |
03-05-2003, 04:17 PM | #19 | |
The Buddy Rabbit
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Trapped in the headlights..
Posts: 3,372
|
Re: Re: Re: Friends embarasing moment
Quote:
|
|
03-05-2003, 05:48 PM | #20 |
Domesticated Swing Babe
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Reality
Posts: 5,340
|
Last week when I took my daughter to work at Walmart, the head supervisor was buzzing by. He is a huge, very black man. He must weigh over 300 pounds and is "basketball player" tall. The back of his shirt was too short and his pants didn't go up enough either. Too much guy, not enough clothes, equals butt crack showing!
__________________
Happy Atheist Go Democrats! |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Do YOUR friends frustrate you? | Elf.Freak | Lord of the Rings Movies | 194 | 09-02-2005 06:53 PM |
frustrating friends 2 | Eärloth | Lord of the Rings Movies | 19 | 10-29-2003 03:28 AM |
Friends and the Foalókë | Maedhros | Middle Earth | 2 | 05-30-2003 02:14 PM |
Uninformed Friends | diannah | Lord of the Rings Books | 23 | 01-02-2003 03:46 PM |