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11-02-2003, 04:24 PM | #1 |
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who would win, Gollum , Yoda, or Dobby?
For those of you who remeber the thread about who would win, Harry or Gandalf, or soemthing like that. This thread is basically the same thing. Who do you think would win in a fight, Dobby, Gollum, or Yoda. Two of the small green creatures are not allowed to tagteam against he other. For example, Gollum and Dobby cannot gang up against Yoda, even if he is a trained Jedi master. ya.
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Yoda of course.
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11-02-2003, 10:14 PM | #3 |
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ya yoda does have those Jedi powers... but i think tht Dobby could take him with his curses and magic powers and such. also Gollum could whine at them both which would weaken them considerably.
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11-02-2003, 10:21 PM | #4 |
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Well, are talking about Gollum while he had the Ring, or after he lost it? I think that makes a big difference.
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11-02-2003, 10:55 PM | #5 |
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well since were talkig about Dobby when he has his magial powers, i guess its only fair to say that Gollum has the one ring.
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11-03-2003, 04:04 AM | #6 |
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Let's see:
Dobby has some magical powers, but limited in scope. Gollum has the One Ring, but no control over it - other than invisibility. Yoda has the force which binds all known matter in the the universe. It's a no brainer. Yoda. |
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duh its a no brainer: yoda.
You see Yoda against Dooku? Dobby has limited magical ability, so? Gollum can turn invisible with the ring, but Yoda would be able to easily sense him using the force. Yoda was one of the most powerful jedi ever - whereas gollum and dobby are weaklings in their field. Maybe Yoda VS Gandalf would be more fair - but I say Yoda would win that too.
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11-03-2003, 04:58 AM | #8 |
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Tristan yer lazy shite, ya just copied my post.
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11-04-2003, 12:45 PM | #9 |
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okay what if Yoda had his hands tied behind hi back, and umm.. only 1 eye? wh owould win then?
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Still Yoda. He doesn't need his hands when he has the Force. I suppose depth perception would be a bit of a loss, but I bet he could still do it.
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11-04-2003, 05:03 PM | #11 |
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well i think that Gollum could take yoda. hes a pretty tought little half hobbit thing..
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11-04-2003, 11:41 PM | #13 |
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this thread seems kind of pointless. i mean obviously the only one who stands a chance against yoda is dobby, and thats a very weak chance. gollum couldnt win so obviously yoda
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okay this thread is NOT pointless. well only a little pointless.
and fine, im breaking my own rule, i bet that togeather Gollum and Dooby could take yoda.
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i still think yoda would win, what with the force and everything... there would be no chance for gollum and dobby.
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I think Yoda would still beat the combined team of Dobby and Gollum, even if he had his hands tied and only one eye.
Maybe we should just ask, who would win, Gollum (with Ring) or Dobby (with magic)? It would be a close fight. We don't completely know the extent of Dobby's powers. Now that he's not in the Malfoys service, he could conceivably use all his powers, but there may be other House Elf rules we don't understand. Gollum is super tough, and also doesn't have any scruples when it comes to fighting.
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I think Yoda would win, hands down.
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What about Gollum if he figured out how to actually use the ring (not just to make him invisible)? I know the power of the Ring depends in large part on the will and strength of the one who has it, but still, it would probably make him pretty powerful, and maybe a close match for Yoda.
And I could be entirely wrong.
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Duh! Yoda, he's the coolest ever and he's more powerful (in my oppinon). Sometimes I don't like these oppinion threads very much they bring discord t othe entmoot.
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Gollum, since he has the 1 ring
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