New Book!

Ararax · 06-14-2003, 02:59 PM

i heard that theres going ot be a new book comming out thats going to be incredible. its about these little people called bobbits who live in holes in the ground, this wizard called handalf comes along every now and then and gives certain bobbits quests, and this bobbit giblo haggins has to try to destroy this dragon named baug, and theres these bad things called smoglins and stolls that they fight, IT SHOULD BE AWESOME!

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 06-14-2003, 03:03 PM

Geesh! Sounds like a stupid parody. Nothing could top "Board of the Rings."

Ararax · 06-14-2003, 03:08 PM

no i was ranting about how every fantasy ripps of lotr, and i was being sarcastic about new books like harry potter and all those other fantasy books

gollum9630 · 06-14-2003, 04:47 PM

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Originally posted by Ararax
no i was ranting about how every fantasy ripps of lotr, and i was being sarcastic about new books like harry potter and all those other fantasy books

so true, so true

Gwaimir Windgem · 06-14-2003, 04:54 PM

Now, now, not ALL fantasy does. Just the great majority.

Varda Oiolosseo · 06-14-2003, 05:09 PM

lol!

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 06-14-2003, 06:00 PM

Boy do I feel stupid.

gimli7410 · 06-14-2003, 06:08 PM

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Originally posted by Ararax
i heard that theres going ot be a new book comming out thats going to be incredible. its about these little people called bobbits who live in holes in the ground, this wizard called handalf comes along every now and then and gives certain bobbits quests, and this bobbit giblo haggins has to try to destroy this dragon named baug, and theres these bad things called smoglins and stolls that they fight, IT SHOULD BE AWESOME!

at first i was like "bobbits what the f***' then i figured out it was a parody. handalf,smoglins,gilbo

Sheeana · 06-14-2003, 07:22 PM

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Originally posted by Sister Golden Hair
Boy do I feel stupid.

Haha! Everyone point and laugh.

*runs away from whap stick*

Anyway, Harry Potter isn't stupid. *sniff*

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 06-14-2003, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by Sheeana
Haha! Everyone point and laugh. *runs away from whap stick*

Come back here winch. WHAP! WHAP!

gimli7410 · 06-14-2003, 07:37 PM

HAHAHAHA SGH looks dumb and I dont...tra la la la

***Sister Golden Hair*** · 06-14-2003, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by gimli7410
HAHAHAHA SGH looks dumb and I dont...tra la la la

You have now for the first time been officially WHAPPED!

gimli7410 · 06-14-2003, 07:44 PM

no i think you have whapped me before because i threaten to light an axe bottle and burn your stick either way "ouch!"

Ararax · 06-14-2003, 08:46 PM

stick? broom? burn?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH SHES A WITCH BURN HER !!!!!!!!!!!

gimli7410 · 06-14-2003, 08:49 PM

WITCH WITCH!!! LIGHT A FIRE!

Salquënòrëwen · 06-14-2003, 08:52 PM

Yeh, she turned me into a newt!!!

LOL, jk!

gimli7410 · 06-14-2003, 08:53 PM

you have been touched by the witch. BURN HER TOO!!!

Salquënòrëwen · 06-14-2003, 08:56 PM

Who, me?

Ararax · 06-14-2003, 08:57 PM

BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!!

gimli7410 · 06-14-2003, 08:59 PM

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Originally posted by Salquënòrëwen
Who, me?

she denies it just like any common witch would

06-14-2003, 02:59 PM	#1
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	New Book! i heard that theres going ot be a new book comming out thats going to be incredible. its about these little people called bobbits who live in holes in the ground, this wizard called handalf comes along every now and then and gives certain bobbits quests, and this bobbit giblo haggins has to try to destroy this dragon named baug, and theres these bad things called smoglins and stolls that they fight, IT SHOULD BE AWESOME! __________________ Woah Deep

06-14-2003, 03:03 PM	#2
*Sister Golden Hair* Queen of Nargothrond Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Akron, Ohio - USA Posts: 7,121	Geesh! Sounds like a stupid parody. Nothing could top "Board of the Rings." __________________ "Whither go you?" she said. "North away." he said: "to the swords, and the siege, and the walls of defence - that yet for a while in Beleriand rivers may run clean, leaves spring, and birds build their nests, ere Night comes." AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

06-14-2003, 03:08 PM	#3
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	no i was ranting about how every fantasy ripps of lotr, and i was being sarcastic about new books like harry potter and all those other fantasy books __________________ Woah Deep

06-14-2003, 04:54 PM	#5
Gwaimir Windgem Dread Mothy Lord and Halfwitted Apprentice Loremaster Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Thomas Aquinas College, Santa Paula, CA Posts: 10,820	Now, now, not ALL fantasy does. Just the great majority. __________________ Crux fidelis, inter omnes arbor una nobilis. Nulla talem silva profert, fronde, flore, germine. Dulce lignum, dulce clavo, dulce pondus sustinens. 'With a melon?' - Eric Idle

06-14-2003, 06:00 PM	#7
*Sister Golden Hair* Queen of Nargothrond Administrator Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Akron, Ohio - USA Posts: 7,121	Boy do I feel stupid. __________________ "Whither go you?" she said. "North away." he said: "to the swords, and the siege, and the walls of defence - that yet for a while in Beleriand rivers may run clean, leaves spring, and birds build their nests, ere Night comes." AboutNewJersey.com - New Jersey Travel and Tourism Guide

06-14-2003, 05:09 PM	#6
Varda Oiolosseo Tea Bag Queen Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 973	lol!

06-14-2003, 07:37 PM	#11
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	HAHAHAHA SGH looks dumb and I dont...tra la la la __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

06-14-2003, 07:44 PM	#13
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	no i think you have whapped me before because i threaten to light an axe bottle and burn your stick either way "ouch!" __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

06-14-2003, 08:46 PM	#14
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	stick? broom? burn? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH SHES A WITCH BURN HER !!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Woah Deep

06-14-2003, 08:49 PM	#15
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	WITCH WITCH!!! LIGHT A FIRE! __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

06-14-2003, 08:52 PM	#16
Salquënòrëwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 290	Yeh, she turned me into a newt!!! LOL, jk! __________________ Hahaha...ah, no.

06-14-2003, 08:53 PM	#17
gimli7410 the dumb stoner canuck Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: canada Posts: 2,542	you have been touched by the witch. BURN HER TOO!!! __________________ -"Down with the system"-Serj tankian of system of a down -“Humans have been on the earth for millions of years, yet we don’t believe man began thinking until he started building walls. And what good have these walls ever done us?”-Serj tankian of soad -"stupid people do stupid things"-Serj tankian of soad "Trying is the first step to failure" Homer Simpson "It isn't going to be easy"-jerseydevil "only the good die young" I AM CANADIAN If the people lead, the leaders will follow.

06-14-2003, 08:56 PM	#18
Salquënòrëwen Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 290	Who, me? __________________ Hahaha...ah, no.

06-14-2003, 08:57 PM	#19
Ararax Elven Warrior Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NEW JERSEY! Posts: 375	BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!! __________________ Woah Deep

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