Tolkiens Lack of Spoons

Horse Pixie · 10-06-2002, 02:38 PM

Ok, honestly, why did Tolkien choose to have ZERO spoons in the Silmarillion? Its obvious that spoons make any good book great, and can you imagine how whimiscal The Silmarillion would be if Beren had had a spoon instead of Luthien? Amazing! I think Tolkien goofed up a bit, don't you?

Red pixie · 10-06-2002, 02:42 PM

I totally agree! The lack of spoons is terrible! Turin would have defeated Glaurung much more easily if he stabbed at him with a spoon now wouldn't he?

Black Pixie · 10-06-2002, 02:46 PM

Yeah i mean it's just like so bad, it makes me wanna hurl, i mean like you now the witchking would never have been like killed y' know if like he had had a spoon to kill eowyn with instead y'know like!

rainbow pixie · 10-06-2002, 02:50 PM

yea, poor witchking! wish he had a spoon!

Black Pixie · 10-06-2002, 02:57 PM

Yeah i mean god didnt he know anything! i mean like the spoons are the ultimate power like!

rainbow pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:01 PM

ah being in minas morgul for years...he probably forgot about the mighty spoons! ah tolkien should have put the spooons! we wants spoooons!

Horse Pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:02 PM

Yea! Lets go beat up Christopher Tolkien for not editing it in!

rainbow pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:05 PM

*poketh ct* spoons being left out....oh my god! how....how can they forget to put them in?? SPOONS SHOULD HAVE BEEN UPON MIDDLE EARTH!!

Black Pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:09 PM

I mean why not a spoon of power? why a ring of power? Huh? HUH? i mean spoons are so much more usefull, sauron could have used it to eat ice cream like!

Horse Pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:11 PM

Yea, and what with the three silmarils? Why not the three spoomarils? Its so much more wonderous!

Red pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:11 PM

*sends nasssty emails to ct for forgetting about the poor ickle spoons*

rainbow pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:14 PM

*poketh* why isnt anduril a spoon but a sword? ha? someone TELL MEEEE!

Horse Pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:16 PM

Because spoons are so mighty, they can not be broken!

Black Pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:16 PM

Yes good point! i mean the story could have been developed so much more with the introduction of spoons!

Horse Pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:19 PM

Maybe Bilbo gave Frodo a Spoon too? And we know that Huan could have defeated any wolf (without dying) if he had had spoons for teeth rather than teeth for teeth.

rainbow pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:24 PM

i meant, then it couldnt be broken and still be narsil!

Black Pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:25 PM

Yeha i mean god like a rabid dog wth spoons for teeth, sheesh! scary or what?

Horse Pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:26 PM

Maybe Beren used a spoon to pole vault onto that one horse... you think?

Black Pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:32 PM

Hmm that is a possiblity but ya know spoons should have a much bigger part! i mean like -
One spoon to rule them all!
that sounds good dont it!

Red pixie · 10-06-2002, 03:34 PM

3 spoons for the elven kings under the sky...*nods* a whole lot better!

10-06-2002, 02:38 PM	#1
Horse Pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 18	Tolkiens Lack of Spoons Ok, honestly, why did Tolkien choose to have ZERO spoons in the Silmarillion? Its obvious that spoons make any good book great, and can you imagine how whimiscal The Silmarillion would be if Beren had had a spoon instead of Luthien? Amazing! I think Tolkien goofed up a bit, don't you? __________________ THE SPOONS ARE COMING

10-06-2002, 02:42 PM	#2
Red pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 18	I totally agree! The lack of spoons is terrible! Turin would have defeated Glaurung much more easily if he stabbed at him with a spoon now wouldn't he? __________________ THE SPOONS ARE COMING!!!

10-06-2002, 02:46 PM	#3
Black Pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: England Posts: 22	Yeah i mean it's just like so bad, it makes me wanna hurl, i mean like you now the witchking would never have been like killed y' know if like he had had a spoon to kill eowyn with instead y'know like! __________________ The spoons are coming..... Power can be held in the smallest of spoons.... Touch me Mr Frodo!

10-06-2002, 02:57 PM	#5
Black Pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: England Posts: 22	Yeah i mean god didnt he know anything! i mean like the spoons are the ultimate power like! __________________ The spoons are coming..... Power can be held in the smallest of spoons.... Touch me Mr Frodo!

10-06-2002, 03:02 PM	#7
Horse Pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 18	Yea! Lets go beat up Christopher Tolkien for not editing it in! __________________ THE SPOONS ARE COMING

10-06-2002, 02:50 PM	#4
rainbow pixie Sapling Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8	yea, poor witchking! wish he had a spoon!

10-06-2002, 03:01 PM	#6
rainbow pixie Sapling Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8	ah being in minas morgul for years...he probably forgot about the mighty spoons! ah tolkien should have put the spooons! we wants spoooons!

10-06-2002, 03:05 PM	#8
rainbow pixie Sapling Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8	poketh ct spoons being left out....oh my god! how....how can they forget to put them in?? SPOONS SHOULD HAVE BEEN UPON MIDDLE EARTH!!

10-06-2002, 03:09 PM	#9
Black Pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: England Posts: 22	I mean why not a spoon of power? why a ring of power? Huh? HUH? i mean spoons are so much more usefull, sauron could have used it to eat ice cream like! __________________ The spoons are coming..... Power can be held in the smallest of spoons.... Touch me Mr Frodo!

10-06-2002, 03:11 PM	#10
Horse Pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 18	Yea, and what with the three silmarils? Why not the three spoomarils? Its so much more wonderous! __________________ THE SPOONS ARE COMING

10-06-2002, 03:14 PM	#12
rainbow pixie Sapling Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8	poketh why isnt anduril a spoon but a sword? ha? someone TELL MEEEE!

10-06-2002, 03:16 PM	#13
Horse Pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 18	Because spoons are so mighty, they can not be broken! __________________ THE SPOONS ARE COMING

10-06-2002, 03:19 PM	#15
Horse Pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 18	Maybe Bilbo gave Frodo a Spoon too? And we know that Huan could have defeated any wolf (without dying) if he had had spoons for teeth rather than teeth for teeth. __________________ THE SPOONS ARE COMING

10-06-2002, 03:24 PM	#16
rainbow pixie Sapling Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8	i meant, then it couldnt be broken and still be narsil!

10-06-2002, 03:25 PM	#17
Black Pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: England Posts: 22	Yeha i mean god like a rabid dog wth spoons for teeth, sheesh! scary or what? __________________ The spoons are coming..... Power can be held in the smallest of spoons.... Touch me Mr Frodo!

10-06-2002, 03:26 PM	#18
Horse Pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 18	Maybe Beren used a spoon to pole vault onto that one horse... you think? __________________ THE SPOONS ARE COMING

10-06-2002, 03:32 PM	#19
Black Pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: England Posts: 22	Hmm that is a possiblity but ya know spoons should have a much bigger part! i mean like - One spoon to rule them all! that sounds good dont it! __________________ The spoons are coming..... Power can be held in the smallest of spoons.... Touch me Mr Frodo!

10-06-2002, 03:34 PM	#20
Red pixie Hobbit Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 18	3 spoons for the elven kings under the sky...nods a whole lot better! __________________ THE SPOONS ARE COMING!!!

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