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04-13-2002, 08:25 PM | #1 |
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Here may be pirates.
I don’t usually go to this forum, but I found something that may be of interest. I think it wasn’t posted here yet.
Here’s some translation gems used in some pirate versions of the film Go to: http://fan.theonering.net/~henneth-a.../aksman355.htm
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04-13-2002, 09:58 PM | #2 | |
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04-13-2002, 10:50 PM | #3 |
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I was just about to post this! These two pages are the funniest things i've read in a long long long time! I'm laughign my brains out!
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04-13-2002, 11:03 PM | #4 |
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Gandalf to Frodo: "I simply gave your uncle a nasty kick in the butt!"
Gandalf on the bridge of Khazad-Dum: "I'm a servant of Saint Anna and a flame of Udo"! (That's MY name! ) Gads, where do they find this stuff?
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04-14-2002, 12:27 AM | #5 | |
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That's priceless.
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04-14-2002, 06:30 AM | #6 | |
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
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04-14-2002, 10:21 AM | #8 |
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A-E: Would you be alikening me to that which 75% of Tolkienites bitterly hate? aka Arwen? Lemme see....
*Rummages around in pockets. Pulls out great big, wonking big broom. Proceeds to beat A-E silly*
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04-14-2002, 10:33 AM | #9 |
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alas lass you read me wrong
i meant the real arwen not that homely horse headed bimbo
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About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. |
04-14-2002, 10:37 AM | #10 |
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Huh? Oh. *Shamefacely puts broom away.*
I guess I'll have to beat you senseless some other time....
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04-14-2002, 12:04 PM | #11 | ||
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Those are hilarious!
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04-14-2002, 12:54 PM | #12 |
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Is that serious???
How can anyone be so stupid?? They are obviously deaf pirates.
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04-14-2002, 01:17 PM | #13 | |
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04-14-2002, 05:56 PM | #14 |
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Lol. That's really funny. One of the funniest things I've ever read.
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04-15-2002, 05:09 AM | #15 |
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Makes you wonder how much of it is genuinely bad translation, and not just someone being silly. That "tibetan" quote is pretty suspect.
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04-15-2002, 06:33 AM | #16 |
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Yep, but quite amusing
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04-15-2002, 01:11 PM | #17 |
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Have any of you actually seen a pirate video of Lord of the Rings?
Someone i know has one with japanese subtitles and someone else i know has them normally but with an inferior colouring. ah well. its still LotR. Though it is supporting crime which is bad.
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04-15-2002, 01:43 PM | #18 |
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Gandalf to Frodo: "I simply gave your uncle a nasty kick in the butt!" (From: "All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door".)
THAT is a HOOT. I can just see Gandalf giving poor Biblo a nasty kick in the butt. LOL :lol: I also like Merry's responce with Arwen"WHo's that chick?" OH JEEZ LAWEEZ. LOLROFLMBO Sam
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04-16-2002, 02:09 AM | #19 |
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*falls off her chair laughing*
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04-27-2002, 12:59 PM | #20 |
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They just keep coming! The russian site has added a bunch: http://fan.theonering.net/henneth-an.../aksman356.htm
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