Kids say the darnedest things

Reverie · 01-06-2002, 04:08 PM

*not to sure of my 'darnedest' spelling*

At any rate, I was babysitting my 3yr old niece this past week. Wed. she wanted to got to McDonald's for lunch. So, there we are in a long line patiently waiting for chicken nuggets when she decides to make a public service anouncement. First I should set the scene...she lets go of my hand, puts her hands on her hips and uses her most I've-had-it-up-to-here-with-you voice to say "Aunt Sarah, if you don't wipe your butt really good it will be sore!" At this point the whole restaurant turns and looks at the 7 shades of red my face has turned. I tried to change the subject to her favorite movie, The Wizard of Oz, to which she replied "Dorothy has to wipe her butt good too!"

*sigh*

So, do any of you have gems like these to share?

***gdl96*** · 01-06-2002, 04:30 PM

Darth Tater · 01-06-2002, 07:48 PM

Oh dear, thanks for that, I needed a good harty laugh!

***Tessar*** · 01-06-2002, 10:08 PM

hehe, poor thing.....

lol

I'm dieing over here, that is soooooooo funny.

emplynx · 01-06-2002, 10:20 PM

Wow. After asking all those doctors, I finally find out that a 3 year old knew the answer to my problem!

Reverie · 01-07-2002, 10:41 AM

What's really funny is that's not the only time she's done something like that...just the most recent! I can't wait 'till her first boyfriend comes along

***Tessar*** · 01-07-2002, 01:21 PM

or her kids......oh the horror! *shivers* that or if her kids are just like her *more shivers* lol

but really most of the time she is a nice little kid right?

Reverie · 01-07-2002, 03:44 PM

well....we're not really sure. she's a little too smart for her age - she's reading already!- so she may have duped us all into believing she's sweet... whatever the case may be, next time we're out in public I'm not going to let her little mind wander for too long!

***Tessar*** · 01-07-2002, 04:08 PM

3 and she can READ?! are you sure she hasent just memorised the books?

not that I'm doubting that she is smart but wow......that is incredible.

_________________________________________________
next time we're out in public I'm not going to let her little mind wander for too long!
_________________________________________________

that or gag her

Reverie · 01-08-2002, 12:13 PM

She's got one of those magna-doodle boards and we write words on it for her to read and then copy. Her motor skills are normal, however so writing will have to wait 'till 4

A certain amount of memorizing is involved as with all new readers, but she's starting to 'sound out' unknown words.
This all started when she saw and read aloud "pick up milk and eggs" on the dry erase board on her parent's fridge.
Go figure

Miriel Stormrider · 01-08-2002, 09:56 PM

wow, smart kid.

quick! put her in a piano lesson! start her formal education!
get her a personal trainer!

you might have then next rocket sicentist there!!!

lol

still she does sound quite good for her age

***Tessar*** · 01-08-2002, 09:58 PM

oops that was me not my sis.
sorry

Lyrian Aryns · 01-12-2002, 02:10 AM

Well... I could pet a kitty when I was three... Huzzah! Take that!

<== that's my favorite smiley. Although I like this one, too:

and this one:

Why I'm babbling on and on about the smilies, I don't know... :\

Darkside Spirit · 01-12-2002, 06:18 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Well, it was pretty funny

galadriel88 · 01-13-2002, 06:20 PM

Hey Lyrian, where'd you get those winking smilies? They are so awesome!

Well, I could read when I was 3, and I now make all A's and have won the spelling bee for 4 years running (not to brag, pleeese don't take it that way!), so she should turn out good too! Make sure she watches Sesame Street twice a day, that's what helped me learn to read. Also make sure she understands the words she's reading - when I was 4 my parents took me to this lady to see how well I could read, and the lady said I was a "word caller" - I could say the words but I didn't know what I was reading.

Aragorn · 01-13-2002, 06:26 PM

They're ezboard smilies.

galadriel88 · 01-13-2002, 06:39 PM

How do u get them into a message? Excuse me if this is a stupid question but I'm not very internet literate - I don't quite understand html and I so need to learn, I'm really far behind everyone!

Aragorn · 01-13-2002, 06:44 PM

"<img src=image url>" no "s

Starr Polish · 01-14-2002, 09:47 PM

When my sister was young (before my existance...she's getting married next year ::sniff:: ) she proudly announced to my grandmother that she could spell 'garbage' while they were eating at McDonald's. My grandmother asked her how to spell it, and my sister replied "P-U-S-H"...huh...at least she could say teh letters right (she was reciting what was on the trash can flippy thingy)

And when I was about two, I took my fork and pointed it at all of my family, saying 'you' each time. Then I pointed to myself and said 'you' as well. Not as funny.

And once again, with my grandmother, I was sitting on her lap and talking, and she kept saying how grown up I was getting. I looked straight at her and said "Nuh-uh Grannma, when I'm growed up, you'll be dead!" How awful!

Butterburr · 01-14-2002, 10:42 PM

At a restraunt recently my four-year old daughter announced loudly, "Mommy and Daddy, my vagina itches!"

01-06-2002, 04:08 PM	#1
Reverie Enting Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Back Home!! Posts: 57	Kids say the darnedest things not to sure of my 'darnedest' spelling At any rate, I was babysitting my 3yr old niece this past week. Wed. she wanted to got to McDonald's for lunch. So, there we are in a long line patiently waiting for chicken nuggets when she decides to make a public service anouncement. First I should set the scene...she lets go of my hand, puts her hands on her hips and uses her most I've-had-it-up-to-here-with-you voice to say "Aunt Sarah, if you don't wipe your butt really good it will be sore!" At this point the whole restaurant turns and looks at the 7 shades of red my face has turned. I tried to change the subject to her favorite movie, The Wizard of Oz, to which she replied "Dorothy has to wipe her butt good too!" sigh So, do any of you have gems like these to share?

01-06-2002, 04:30 PM	#2
*gdl96* the greg the admin Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: NJ Posts: 2,101	LOL

01-06-2002, 07:48 PM	#3
Darth Tater The man Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: MA Posts: 4,572	Oh dear, thanks for that, I needed a good harty laugh! __________________ Visit the worlds greatest webpage! No, not The Tolkien Trail! Just click this! The Tolkien Trail ~Camelot

01-07-2002, 10:41 AM	#6
Reverie Enting Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Back Home!! Posts: 57	What's really funny is that's not the only time she's done something like that...just the most recent! I can't wait 'till her first boyfriend comes along __________________ Tasty Bird Parts...?

01-07-2002, 03:44 PM	#8
Reverie Enting Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Back Home!! Posts: 57	well....we're not really sure. she's a little too smart for her age - she's reading already!- so she may have duped us all into believing she's sweet... whatever the case may be, next time we're out in public I'm not going to let her little mind wander for too long! __________________ Tasty Bird Parts...?

01-06-2002, 10:08 PM	#4
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	hehe, poor thing..... lol I'm dieing over here, that is soooooooo funny.

01-06-2002, 10:20 PM	#5
emplynx Self-Appointed Lord of the Free Peoples of the General Messages Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,214	Wow. After asking all those doctors, I finally find out that a 3 year old knew the answer to my problem!

01-07-2002, 01:21 PM	#7
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	or her kids......oh the horror! shivers that or if her kids are just like her more shivers lol but really most of the time she is a nice little kid right?

01-07-2002, 04:08 PM	#9
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	3 and she can READ?! are you sure she hasent just memorised the books? not that I'm doubting that she is smart but wow......that is incredible. _________________________________________________ next time we're out in public I'm not going to let her little mind wander for too long! _________________________________________________ that or gag her

01-08-2002, 12:13 PM	#10
Reverie Enting Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Back Home!! Posts: 57	She's got one of those magna-doodle boards and we write words on it for her to read and then copy. Her motor skills are normal, however so writing will have to wait 'till 4 A certain amount of memorizing is involved as with all new readers, but she's starting to 'sound out' unknown words. This all started when she saw and read aloud "pick up milk and eggs" on the dry erase board on her parent's fridge. Go figure __________________ Tasty Bird Parts...?

01-08-2002, 09:56 PM	#11
Miriel Stormrider Enting Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: sigh Not Middle-Earth :...( Posts: 59	wow, smart kid. quick! put her in a piano lesson! start her formal education! get her a personal trainer! you might have then next rocket sicentist there!!! lol still she does sound quite good for her age __________________ Chants We Love Entmoot, Yes We Do! Please Get Rid of Black and Blue! ~ Miriel ~

01-08-2002, 09:58 PM	#12
*Tessar* Master and Wielder of the Cardboard Harp of Gondor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: IM IN UR POSTZ, EDITIN' UR WURDZ Posts: 6,433	oops that was me not my sis. sorry

01-12-2002, 02:10 AM	#13
Lyrian Aryns Sapling Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Planet Mars Posts: 5	Well... I could pet a kitty when I was three... Huzzah! Take that! <== that's my favorite smiley. Although I like this one, too: and this one: Why I'm babbling on and on about the smilies, I don't know... :\ __________________ ~Lyrian Aryns~ (LEAR-ee-ann AIR-ihnz) Last edited by Lyrian Aryns : 01-12-2002 at 02:15 AM.

01-12-2002, 06:18 AM	#14
Darkside Spirit Hobbit Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 47	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA Well, it was pretty funny

01-13-2002, 06:20 PM	#15
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	Hey Lyrian, where'd you get those winking smilies? They are so awesome! Well, I could read when I was 3, and I now make all A's and have won the spelling bee for 4 years running (not to brag, pleeese don't take it that way!), so she should turn out good too! Make sure she watches Sesame Street twice a day, that's what helped me learn to read. Also make sure she understands the words she's reading - when I was 4 my parents took me to this lady to see how well I could read, and the lady said I was a "word caller" - I could say the words but I didn't know what I was reading. __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come." Last edited by galadriel88 : 01-13-2002 at 06:30 PM.

01-13-2002, 06:26 PM	#16
Aragorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Anywhere but where I should be. Posts: 369	They're ezboard smilies. __________________ And they carried them to the flatlands But they died along the way And they built up with their bare hands What we still can't do today. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO till the day I die.

01-13-2002, 06:39 PM	#17
galadriel88 Halfwitted Queen of Lothlorien Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Far off in a dream Posts: 1,166	How do u get them into a message? Excuse me if this is a stupid question but I'm not very internet literate - I don't quite understand html and I so need to learn, I'm really far behind everyone! __________________ The beuatiful mind/The beautiful heart/Doesn't deserve the pain/How can I stop the rain? -How Can I Stop the Rain? by Kessid, my new favorite band +Every good thing that comes into my life is only a reflection of the greatest gift of all; the offering of yourself, dear Son of God+ Always remember, you're uniqe, just like everybody else! "The one constant through all the years has been the Trombone. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. Its been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again, but the Trombone has marked the time. This field, this section, this band is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and could be again. Oh, people will come . . . people will most definitely come."

01-13-2002, 06:44 PM	#18
Aragorn Elven Warrior Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Anywhere but where I should be. Posts: 369	"<img src=image url>" no "s __________________ And they carried them to the flatlands But they died along the way And they built up with their bare hands What we still can't do today. EIDRIORCQWSDAKLMEDDCWWTIWOATTOPWFIO till the day I die.

01-14-2002, 09:47 PM	#19
Starr Polish Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Slow down and I sail on the river, slow down and I walk to the hill Posts: 2,389	When my sister was young (before my existance...she's getting married next year ::sniff:: ) she proudly announced to my grandmother that she could spell 'garbage' while they were eating at McDonald's. My grandmother asked her how to spell it, and my sister replied "P-U-S-H"...huh...at least she could say teh letters right (she was reciting what was on the trash can flippy thingy) And when I was about two, I took my fork and pointed it at all of my family, saying 'you' each time. Then I pointed to myself and said 'you' as well. Not as funny. And once again, with my grandmother, I was sitting on her lap and talking, and she kept saying how grown up I was getting. I looked straight at her and said "Nuh-uh Grannma, when I'm growed up, you'll be dead!" How awful!

01-14-2002, 10:42 PM	#20
Butterburr Hobbit Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Oregon Posts: 31	At a restraunt recently my four-year old daughter announced loudly, "Mommy and Daddy, my vagina itches!"

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