Most Likely Predictions

BeardofPants · 08-30-2002, 02:29 AM

Okay, this is an awards thread, where we predict what mooters will get up to in the not so distant future. I'll go first.

Jersey Devil - Most likely to become an axe murderer.

Anduril - Most likely to die a painful death after a run in with the Pope driving a taxi.

Arathorn - Most likely to be battered in the head by fellow mooters after they've gotten annoyed with him for beating around the bush regarding his love life.

Blackheart - Most likely to tally more marriages than any of us. Will also go on to become the proud winner of the prestigious "most pedantic git ever in the history of pedantic gits, second only to Jesus" award.

EG - Most likely to stick herself with a rouge sword from her collection. (Unbeknownest to her, it was made by Eol himself.)

Rogue Elf - Most likely to become Satan reborn. If she doesn't die of ring worm.

Olsonm - Most likely to die of skin cancer because he visited New Zealand, and forgot to wear sunblock. (Let that be a lesson to you all.) And if he manages to survive the cancer, he will go on to develop a debilitating mental disorder.

Cassiopeia - Most likely to go insane, while trying to convince herself that John Lennon IS still alive... in her bathroom. (The fact that Elvis talks to her from down the toilet is another matter....)

HOBBIT - Most likely to be forevermore stuck in the guise of a midget.

SGH - Most likely to discover a portal to middle earth, where she will shack up with a certain elf...

Khamul - Most likely to get abducted by aliens while waiting for the one and only traffic light in his town to go green.

Afro-Elf - Most likely to drive himself perennially insane while trying to convince himself that Arwen IS his paramour. Will then go on to become a reknown (mad) scientist; will also drive all his colleagues potty.

LuthienTinuviel - Whatever she's most likely to do, she's already there....

Sween - Most likely to kill himself when he realises that Dirk Diggler did it better.

Bmilder - Most likely to come out of the closet.... as a cheerleader.

Tessar - Most likely to come out of the closet.

Lizra - Most likely to go off on a hunt for entwives after reading the Entmoot Male Calendar (tm) and going blind.

Azalea - Most likely to stalk Viggo, and steal his underpants.

G88 - Most likely to have an affair with George Bush during her internship.

afro-elf · 08-30-2002, 02:59 AM

***Earniel*** · 08-30-2002, 05:11 AM

*clutches stomach while rolling over the floor laughing hysterically*Neh neh neh! Good ones!

BeardofPants - Most likely to be arrested and condemned to life long community service for releasing several thousand stampeding sheep into the the kindergarden for extremely noicy kids next door.

Sween · 08-30-2002, 05:11 AM

very funny. and what prey tell is BoP most likely to do? Declare war on PJ?

I think JD is most likly to pettition for new jersey to become a seperate country.

BeardofPants · 08-30-2002, 07:17 AM

Oh, I can't believe I forgot about Earniel!

Earniel - Most likely to discover a means of controlling the weather so that she can send tidal waves to people that annoy her.

Lizra · 08-30-2002, 08:12 AM

Hey! I want Vigo's underpants!

Laurelyn · 08-30-2002, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Oh, I can't believe I forgot about Earniel!

(dryly) You forgot lots of people, BoP . . . or is it that I'm more of a nobody than I think? (hint)

Elenka: Most likely to kill me. Also very likely to actually succeed in life, unlike some of us; of course, that's assuming she doesn't move in next to me at the mental hospital.

afro-elf · 08-30-2002, 08:51 AM

earniel

During a freak frog kissing incident she gains the power to turn water into chocolate.

Sween · 08-30-2002, 08:53 AM

Blackheart finds true happiness with a migical talking bunny called skittles who has issues with alchol

Elenka · 08-30-2002, 08:57 AM

BoP, you also forgot ME.
And Laurelyn said I might actually succeed!!! I would like to hear your side of that issue

***Earniel*** · 08-30-2002, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Oh, I can't believe I forgot about Earniel!
Earniel - Most likely to discover a means of controlling the weather so that she can send tidal waves to people that annoy her.

Oh well, you're forgiven, this is a big forum after all. I must say that future looks very promissing.... for me. Neh neh neh...

Quote:

Originally posted by afro-elf
During a freak frog kissing incident she gains the power to turn water into chocolate.

Now there's another good idea, afro-elf. Jummie.

*goes off to find suitable frog*

Menelvagor · 08-30-2002, 11:45 AM

Highly amusing.

LuthienTinuviel · 08-30-2002, 01:02 PM

i don't know weather to take mine as a compliment or not!
hmm
BoP: most likey to find Jimmy Hoffa in cassiopia's Bathroom..

afro-elf · 08-30-2002, 01:24 PM

Sween likely to out pace afro-elf and dwarven sen as worst typist on the moot.

Blackheart voted most loveable dark overlord

( fill in the blank with 98% of female mooters here) will be arrested for stalking Orlando, Elijah or Viggo

Sween · 08-30-2002, 01:29 PM

Mine are not typos they are simply the way i think words are spelt

afro-elf · 08-30-2002, 01:44 PM

This is a thread of levity. Chill my 1/8 brother.

olsonm · 08-30-2002, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants
Olsonm - And if he manages to survive the cancer, he will go on to develop a debilitating mental disorder.

Too late.

BeardofPants - Visits Minnesota. Unfamiliar with our winters she develops frostbite. Driven insane (well, more insane anyway) she embarks on a life of crime as Frostbite! Mistress of Doom. Or at least that's what she'll tell her visitors at the mental institute.

BeardofPants · 08-30-2002, 08:10 PM

I just thought of more...

When A-E attempts to publish his (crackpot) theories in reputable journals, nobody will be able to understand them... not because of the complicated ideas, but because of all the typos.

Menelvagor - Most likely to blink out of existence due to an unfortunate incident involving an anomaly in the time-space continuum, when she crosses her wires accidentally with her avatar.

The Ringbearer · 08-30-2002, 08:54 PM

Well.....I don't think I'LL be stalking anyone in the near future.

Menelvagor · 08-30-2002, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeardofPants

Menelvagor - Most likely to blink out of existence due to an unfortunate incident involving an anomaly in the time-space continuum, when she crosses her wires accidentally with her avatar.

LOL!

08-30-2002, 02:29 AM	#1
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Most Likely Predictions Okay, this is an awards thread, where we predict what mooters will get up to in the not so distant future. I'll go first. Jersey Devil - Most likely to become an axe murderer. Anduril - Most likely to die a painful death after a run in with the Pope driving a taxi. Arathorn - Most likely to be battered in the head by fellow mooters after they've gotten annoyed with him for beating around the bush regarding his love life. Blackheart - Most likely to tally more marriages than any of us. Will also go on to become the proud winner of the prestigious "most pedantic git ever in the history of pedantic gits, second only to Jesus" award. EG - Most likely to stick herself with a rouge sword from her collection. (Unbeknownest to her, it was made by Eol himself.) Rogue Elf - Most likely to become Satan reborn. If she doesn't die of ring worm. Olsonm - Most likely to die of skin cancer because he visited New Zealand, and forgot to wear sunblock. (Let that be a lesson to you all.) And if he manages to survive the cancer, he will go on to develop a debilitating mental disorder. Cassiopeia - Most likely to go insane, while trying to convince herself that John Lennon IS still alive... in her bathroom. (The fact that Elvis talks to her from down the toilet is another matter....) HOBBIT - Most likely to be forevermore stuck in the guise of a midget. SGH - Most likely to discover a portal to middle earth, where she will shack up with a certain elf... Khamul - Most likely to get abducted by aliens while waiting for the one and only traffic light in his town to go green. Afro-Elf - Most likely to drive himself perennially insane while trying to convince himself that Arwen IS his paramour. Will then go on to become a reknown (mad) scientist; will also drive all his colleagues potty. LuthienTinuviel - Whatever she's most likely to do, she's already there.... Sween - Most likely to kill himself when he realises that Dirk Diggler did it better. Bmilder - Most likely to come out of the closet.... as a cheerleader. Tessar - Most likely to come out of the closet. Lizra - Most likely to go off on a hunt for entwives after reading the Entmoot Male Calendar (tm) and going blind. Azalea - Most likely to stalk Viggo, and steal his underpants. G88 - Most likely to have an affair with George Bush during her internship. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords Last edited by BeardofPants : 08-30-2002 at 07:30 AM.

08-30-2002, 02:59 AM	#2
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	LOL __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-30-2002, 05:11 AM	#3
*Earniel* The Chocoholic Sea Elf Administrator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: N?n in Eilph (Belgium) Posts: 14,363	clutches stomach while rolling over the floor laughing hystericallyNeh neh neh! Good ones! BeardofPants - Most likely to be arrested and condemned to life long community service for releasing several thousand stampeding sheep into the the kindergarden for extremely noicy kids next door. __________________ We are not things.

08-30-2002, 05:11 AM	#4
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	very funny. and what prey tell is BoP most likely to do? Declare war on PJ? I think JD is most likly to pettition for new jersey to become a seperate country. __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

08-30-2002, 07:17 AM	#5
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	Oh, I can't believe I forgot about Earniel! Earniel - Most likely to discover a means of controlling the weather so that she can send tidal waves to people that annoy her. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

08-30-2002, 08:12 AM	#6
Lizra Domesticated Swing Babe Join Date: May 2002 Location: Reality Posts: 5,340	Hey! I want Vigo's underpants!

08-30-2002, 08:51 AM	#8
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	earniel During a freak frog kissing incident she gains the power to turn water into chocolate. __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer. Last edited by afro-elf : 08-30-2002 at 08:57 AM.

08-30-2002, 08:53 AM	#9
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Blackheart finds true happiness with a migical talking bunny called skittles who has issues with alchol __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

08-30-2002, 08:57 AM	#10
Elenka The Negative Soul of Entmoot Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Middle Distance Posts: 651	BoP, you also forgot ME. And Laurelyn said I might actually succeed!!! I would like to hear your side of that issue __________________ W00T for the M00T!! War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left.

08-30-2002, 11:45 AM	#12
Menelvagor Elf Lord Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: lurking on the edge of conversations Posts: 924	Highly amusing.

08-30-2002, 01:02 PM	#13
LuthienTinuviel protector of orphaned rabbits Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Kalamazoo... yes, its a real place! Posts: 1,236	i don't know weather to take mine as a compliment or not! hmm BoP: most likey to find Jimmy Hoffa in cassiopia's Bathroom.. __________________

08-30-2002, 01:24 PM	#14
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	Sween likely to out pace afro-elf and dwarven sen as worst typist on the moot. Blackheart voted most loveable dark overlord ( fill in the blank with 98% of female mooters here) will be arrested for stalking Orlando, Elijah or Viggo __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-30-2002, 01:29 PM	#15
Sween im quite stupid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Cockermouth Posts: 2,058	Mine are not typos they are simply the way i think words are spelt __________________ Yeah god hes ok but i would rather be judged by a sheep than that idiot

08-30-2002, 01:44 PM	#16
afro-elf Hoplite Nomad Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 3,931	This is a thread of levity. Chill my 1/8 brother. __________________ About Eowyn, Does anyone know what her alias Dernhelm means? She was kown as dernhelm because of her exclaimation when she realized that the rider's headgear was heavy and obscured her sight. 'Dern Helm" Culled from Entmoot From Kirinski 57 and Wayfarer.

08-30-2002, 08:10 PM	#18
BeardofPants the Shrike Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA <3 Posts: 10,647	I just thought of more... When A-E attempts to publish his (crackpot) theories in reputable journals, nobody will be able to understand them... not because of the complicated ideas, but because of all the typos. Menelvagor - Most likely to blink out of existence due to an unfortunate incident involving an anomaly in the time-space continuum, when she crosses her wires accidentally with her avatar. __________________ "Binary solo! 0000001! 00000011! 0000001! 00000011!" ~ The Humans are Dead, Flight of the Conchords

08-30-2002, 08:54 PM	#19
The Ringbearer Elven Warrior Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Crickhollow in the summer, and Rivendell in the winter Posts: 397	Well.....I don't think I'LL be stalking anyone in the near future. __________________ 'Go away, and never come back!!' '......what?' 'But you're a part of this world! Aren't you?' Frodo lives!

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