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Old 04-18-2007, 09:54 AM   #1
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The Ten Commandments-for husbands

Enjoy

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/D...s_for_husbands
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:15 AM   #2
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LOL. Good advice.

I'm surprised God changed format, though. Stone tablets are so durable...and most of the folk who might benefit from this around here might need to save them a while.

Thanks, hector.
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Old 04-18-2007, 10:56 AM   #3
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Cute.

Can we demand that our wives do this for us as well:

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8. Thou shalt give her time to chill. O man, that likest to sit back, relax and scratch thyself, guesseth what? So doth the woman. Therefore, relieve her of her duties and provide unto her the opportunity to do whatever the heck she wanteth to do. Thou diggest?
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:07 AM   #4
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Cute.

Can we demand that our wives do this for us as well:



I don't think so. The alternate Leviticus says, "And there are many tasks to accomplish, and therefore thou, the good wife, must pounceth on thy spouse at the moment of his arrival to give him the honey-do list. For sloth is repugnant to the Lord."
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That would be the swirling vortex to another world.

Cool. I want one.

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No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote)

This is the best news story EVER!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/

“Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain

"I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:13 AM   #5
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That's what I thought.
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:41 AM   #6
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That's what I thought.
Cheer up. It's just another reason to ignore the Bible.
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That would be the swirling vortex to another world.

Cool. I want one.

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No, I'm not emo. I just have a really poor sense of direction. (Thanks to katya for this quote)

This is the best news story EVER!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26087293/

“Often my haste is a mistake, but I live with the consequences without complaint.”...John McCain

"I shall go back. And I shall find that therapist. And I shall whack her upside her head with my blanket full of rocks." ...Louisa May
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Old 04-18-2007, 12:25 PM   #7
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That's what I thought.
Thou diggest?
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:59 AM   #8
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Very cute - some good advice with humor. Is there a wife list somewhere? I'd like to take a look and see if I need a tune-up!
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