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01-27-2004, 02:44 AM | #1 |
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Just for Laughs....
Just for some good old fashioned laughs, what are some of the stupid things you've done and can give ppl advice on. Mine is, "When falling off one's chair laughing do not hit head on way down, may 'cause slight concusion."
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01-27-2004, 03:21 AM | #2 | ||
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Er... do not test how deep the water is with both feet.
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01-27-2004, 03:42 AM | #3 |
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dont use a sledge hammer to try to screw a bolt. No one wins
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01-27-2004, 04:26 AM | #4 |
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Don't fall into the toilet when going to the bathroom.
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01-27-2004, 05:42 AM | #5 |
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Probably not a good idea to talk about what kind of things you'd like to do to Mandy Moore to the coach of her boyfriend (Andy Roddick).
Done by normally smart, but now idiotic, friend of mine. He's been working out in the gym with Roddick's coach for a while, and never realised it. |
01-27-2004, 08:57 AM | #6 |
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Not get stuck in a tree. stupid trees
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01-27-2004, 12:59 PM | #7 |
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Swimming on the deep in a public bath is not smart when you can't swim.
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01-27-2004, 03:01 PM | #8 |
i don't know what i am talking about either, so don't ask
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dont point out to your teachers that they are wrong about lotr. even thought they clearly are. (my SS teacher was convinced that bilbo and frodo were father and son. )
dont get confused and swallow toothpaste when you are hungry (not that iv dont it or anything) youd think it would be all minty fresh and taste like swallowing a mint. it doesnt. it bruns your throat!
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01-27-2004, 03:04 PM | #9 |
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It's a bad idea to spend a little bit more money each month than you earn each month.
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01-27-2004, 03:06 PM | #10 |
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walking head into the person you've fancied for ages then collapse on the floor laughing in histerics when they've fallen off the pavement
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01-27-2004, 03:10 PM | #11 | |
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01-27-2004, 03:12 PM | #12 |
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not very bad.... he's done it to me before as well..... and i wonder why were not together??
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01-28-2004, 08:07 AM | #14 |
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dont try to take sensitive electronic devices apart to fix them if you have no idea how. Its.....electrifying!!
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01-28-2004, 08:29 AM | #15 |
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Don't throw a big rock at your brother's head.
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01-28-2004, 02:27 PM | #16 |
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Don't get off a bus which is still moving at a speed of 25 kmh, you might get hurt.
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01-28-2004, 02:30 PM | #17 |
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Keep your elbow -if it's rather bony- well away from your sibling's head.
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01-28-2004, 03:50 PM | #18 |
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don't think you can snowball four guys and get away with it untouched and dry
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01-28-2004, 05:23 PM | #19 | |
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When removing objects from an oven that has recently been used for cooking said object....don't touch it with your bare hands. *hangs head* So I 've done it before!
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01-28-2004, 05:31 PM | #20 |
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*nods*
yeah ive done that..... never pick up a gauze pad (things used in chemistry) with bare hands when its been over a flame for 10mins at the least - unless u want white cross hatching on your hands for a week
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