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02-07-2002, 12:32 AM | #1 |
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What were they REALLY thinking?
You know, sometimes when people say something in a movie, their expressions reveal what they're REALLY thinking. I noticed some of these incongruences in LotR. Here're my interpretations:
Elrond: You shall be the Fellowship of the RING! *looks extremely pleased with himself* Thinking: It's catchy, and I thought of it all by myself! Boromir: My father looks to me to make things right, and I, I would do it . . . *goes on about Gondor* Aragorn: *looks politely bored* Will this guy ever shut up? Saruman: Do you know how Orcs were created? Lurtz: Growl . . . Thinking: Ee, why am I wearing a thong?! Heaps of Orcs attack Aragorn. Aragorn: Fools. Pitiful fools. *killed 5 dozen with one sweep of sword* Gandalf looking down at Ring on floor of Bag End. Thinking: You are in BIG trouble, young man! Isildur floating in river, eyes wide open. Thinking: Cheap plastic aquarium plants! No! Obsolete White Bearded Man sitting in Council of Elrond. Thinking: Who am I? Hmmm, I had some more, but I forgot. Anyone else have any insight?
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02-07-2002, 12:42 AM | #2 |
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Legolas-throughout the whole movie-
I'm too sexy, I'm too sexy, I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my bow too sexy yeeeeaah...(ect) c'mon you know he was!
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02-07-2002, 04:23 PM | #3 |
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why do girls tend to like girly-boys,
look at him, with his FairFace/Skin, and long blond hair GIRLY BOY! (homer style) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgugugugguuuuuuuuuuu Liv Tyler!! |
02-07-2002, 06:11 PM | #4 |
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I didn't have a problem with the "girly boy" but Sean Astin is a heck of a lot hotter...but he doesn't act like it as Sam....he's just so perfect......
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02-07-2002, 07:18 PM | #5 |
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In Moria when, the entire fellowship sees the balrog for the first time, simultaneously
thinks, "Ah Ha, it does have WINGS!"
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02-07-2002, 08:17 PM | #6 |
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Arwen
" A ranger caught off his guard?" Aragorn " shouldn't you be home knitting me a sweater, doing the laundry and cleaning up the house, instead of being zenarwen, who can out ride nazgul, sneak up on the GOD of rangers, and has more magic than gandalf. no wonder steward townsend dropped out of this role"
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02-07-2002, 08:23 PM | #7 |
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Pippin:Right.When do we begin?
Merry:*Thinking*I should slap you boy. Frodo:Go on Sam ask Rosie for a dance! Sam:No I think I'm going to get another ale.*Thinking*Uggg I'm gonna BARF. Sam sinking into the river and looking up at the top. Thinking:Come on. I need to BREATHE.Get your hand down here. NOW! Aragorn strapping Boromirs braclets on his wrists. Thinking:Hmm these look rather nice. Boromir going down the waterfall. *Thinking* WEEEEEEEEEE!!! Let's do that AGAIN! Sam
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02-07-2002, 10:35 PM | #8 |
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LOL @ that last one
Frodo and Sam looking voer toward Mordor at the end Frodo: I'm glad you're here with me, Sam Sam thinking: great! can we get some pizza now? okay... that's lame
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02-07-2002, 10:48 PM | #9 |
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Gandalf drops down into the mines....
"Yes! Finally, I'm finished working with people half my age for awhile!" Aragorn rolling his eyes at Boromir at the council- "Oh come ON...I still have to say a long, mushy goodbye to Arwen! Hurry up already!" Boromir looking at the ring on Carahdras- "How did Sauron get this tiny thing on his finger?"
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02-07-2002, 11:09 PM | #10 |
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Hehehe!!!
(My quotes wont be exactly right)
After Bilbo gave Frodo that Mithril coat!! Frodo: "I don't think it would look right" *Thinking* Oooh shiny!! When the spider is crawling down Merry's arm when the four hobbits are hiding under the tree!!! Merry: *thinking* HOLY S**T!!! I better get paid extra for doin' my own stunts!!! Legolas: (when the elfs are singing about Gandalf in Lothlorien) "....For me the grief is too near." *thinking* Dumb***...should've ran like the rest of us!!! Frodo: (walking away as everyone else is crying about Gandalf's death) *turns around with a tear streaming down his face* My feet hurt!!! When I get back to Hobbitton I am inventing shoes!!!
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02-08-2002, 12:08 AM | #11 |
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LOL!!! Really, you guys are just too much.
Frodo: But it can't stay in the Shire! Gandalf: No! No, it cannot. Frodo: *thinking* I can tell this is gonna be bad. Frodo: *to Boromir* You are not yourself. Thinking: Wait . . . isn't that an oxymoron? Frodo: *standing by boats at Amon Hen, crying* Thinking: I forgot to pack a lunch . . . Cave troll after being stabbed with spear Thinking: Great, first a bunch of snotty wizard kids stick a wand up my nose, and now this! I demand a pay raise! Elrond flashing back to when he tried to get Isildur to destroy the Ring. Thinking: Man . . . I was a dirty, armored sex machine . . .
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02-08-2002, 12:49 AM | #12 |
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Boromir: "They have a cave troll"
*thinking* grumble, grumble, grumble!! I wonder what Superman would do now!! Arwen: "What's this...a ranger caught off his guard." Aragorn *thinking*: Why don't you take this friggin ring to mount doom with 4 hobbits and see if you can watch everything at once!! Boromir: *thinking* (During his whole speech about the ring being a gift at the council of Elrond) A gift my arse!!! Gandalf: (falling in Moria) Fly you fools!!! *thinking* Damn you!! Someone help me up for crying out loud!!!
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"Frodo, Mr Frodo," he called. "Don't leave me here alone. It's your Sam calling. Don't you go where I can't follow." FRODO LIVES !!!! |
02-08-2002, 04:17 PM | #13 |
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These are FUNNY
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02-08-2002, 06:01 PM | #14 |
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i like pork
frodo, looking out over the emyn miul
im glad your with me sam * now i have a decoy*
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02-08-2002, 06:41 PM | #15 |
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golllllluuum
When Gollum was following in Moria and stopped on the ladder
*thinking***i gotta get me some hand cream, look im all worn and wrinkly, to much following these hobbitses, how do they walk so far, i shure am hungry, im fed up with fish, i could do with some McDonalds, i want girls to fancy me like they do Legolas or Elijah, wheres my agent, i want sexier roles my preciousssss***thinking* |
02-08-2002, 07:18 PM | #16 |
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LOL I'm loving these
when Sam hits an orc with his pans Sam: I think I'm getting the hang of this thinking: My poor pans!!!
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02-08-2002, 07:49 PM | #17 |
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That troll thing!Very good Frodo Friend.
Bilbo:It's my own. My PRECIOUSSS!! Thinking: Dang my wedding ring's more expensive than this peice of c--- Sauron gazing at the Ring on the Cracks of Doom. Thinking:I can do better than this Gimli going on and on about Emyn Muil and how dangerous it is and Pippins staring at him with WIDE eyes. Pippin:*thinking*Why in the WORLD did I ask WHEN we were LEAVING? and... Legolas runs foward to grab Gimli by the beard and he Says: Gimli:Not the beard*thinking*PULLLEEEZZE dont let go like last time. OR Dont let go of my face beard. You know what happened last time. Sam as he hits the orcs with his pots. thinking: DO I dare cook in these again? Sam
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02-08-2002, 10:56 PM | #18 |
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LOL, Luthien, I love it!
Gandalf trying to climb back on bridge before falling. Thinking: I should've learned to do pull-ups in P.E. Boromir sweating while Galadriel stares at him. Thinking: D*** it! They told me this deodorant was strong enough for a Man! Frodo caressing the Ring at the Prancing Pony. Thinking: Ahh . . . I love these new ring-shaped stress balls.
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02-09-2002, 12:43 AM | #19 |
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After Frodo falls in the snow and is looking for the ring, *thinking* No, no, no, no...where did I leave my keys.
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02-09-2002, 01:33 AM | #20 |
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Funny! All of these!
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