As a stupid question, get a stupid answer

jammi567 · 02-13-2007, 05:10 PM

searched and no results. so here it is.

why did Fearnor make the Silmarils?

Butterbeer · 02-13-2007, 05:13 PM

because the chicken crossed the road???

Jon S. · 02-13-2007, 06:33 PM

Where the heck did you search?!

The first paragraph of S. Ch. 7 answers your question:

"Feanor ... was filled with a new thought, or it may be that some shadow of fore-knowledge came to him of the doom that drew near; and he pondered how the light of the Trees, the glory of the Blessed Realm, might be preserved imperishable."

jammi567 · 02-13-2007, 06:41 PM

No, no, no! it's a game, where people ask a normal question (or a stupid one), and people give stupid answers.

Jon S. · 02-13-2007, 08:26 PM

Oh, I get it now.

Because he ran out of batteries for his flashlight.

ecthelion · 02-14-2007, 04:02 AM

Maybe you meant in the name of the thread "Ask a stupid..."

He made the sils because Melkor told him he can't do it?

Butterbeer · 02-14-2007, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jammi567

No, no, no! it's a game, where people ask a normal question (or a stupid one), and people give stupid answers.

er... ok! (news to me ...

)

..um, i must be a natural at this! ...

best, BB

ecthelion · 02-15-2007, 07:05 AM

Legolas is actually older than he looks, he's about 35 years old.

Do dwarves sing when they dig? (I believe Terry Pratchett actually played this game a lot, and published the notes as his books

)

me9996 · 02-14-2007, 05:05 PM

I get it... Here's a question: Why did Frodo distroy the ring?

Jon S. · 02-14-2007, 05:25 PM

I guess I owe a question. OK here goes:

What's the real reason the Entwives split?

me9996 · 02-14-2007, 05:29 PM

Because they ate to much shrimp

Why doesn't Souron like his name said aloud?

P.S.
Haveing a little trubble with the 90 second rule... Or with trobbles your choice

jammi567 · 02-14-2007, 07:17 PM

because it sounds like Sharron!

is Legolas as old as we think he is?

Butterbeer · 02-14-2007, 08:27 PM

for he is the immortal one!

wotcha 9996!

**Mari** · 01-08-2008, 07:53 PM

He turned grey.

Why didn't Men invade the Shire?

Nautipus · 01-08-2008, 08:01 PM

Because they'd much rather talk politics.

Why cant Elves fly?

**Mari** · 01-08-2008, 08:30 PM

Their ancestors didn't want to be too cliché, so they clipped their wings.

Why did Smaug like treasure?

Nautipus · 01-08-2008, 08:34 PM

He didnt, he liked girls, girls liked treasure.

Who invented the Sharpie, Dwarves or Men?

me9996 · 01-09-2008, 01:04 PM

Neither, elves invented the sharpies to mark trees with.

Why didn't Glorfindel recue Frodo in the movie? (Like he did in the book)

Nautipus · 01-09-2008, 01:15 PM

He was tired of that role.

Why doesnt Mexico play a part in LOTR?

me9996 · 01-10-2008, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nautipus

He was tired of that role.

Why doesnt Mexico play a part in LOTR?

They do! That's where they got the elephants!

Where did Souron learn how do make the one ring?

02-13-2007, 05:10 PM	#1
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	As a stupid question, get a stupid answer searched and no results. so here it is. why did Fearnor make the Silmarils? __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

02-13-2007, 06:41 PM	#4
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	No, no, no! it's a game, where people ask a normal question (or a stupid one), and people give stupid answers. __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

02-14-2007, 04:02 AM	#6
ecthelion Enting Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Gondolin. in travian.it server5 Posts: 91	Maybe you meant in the name of the thread "Ask a stupid..." He made the sils because Melkor told him he can't do it? __________________ The green earth, say you? That is a mighty matter of legend, though you tread it under the light of day! What does "LOL" mean?

02-15-2007, 07:05 AM	#8
ecthelion Enting Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Gondolin. in travian.it server5 Posts: 91	Legolas is actually older than he looks, he's about 35 years old. Do dwarves sing when they dig? (I believe Terry Pratchett actually played this game a lot, and published the notes as his books ) __________________ The green earth, say you? That is a mighty matter of legend, though you tread it under the light of day! What does "LOL" mean?

02-14-2007, 07:17 PM	#12
jammi567 I'm Eru, and lord of Arda. Join Date: May 2006 Location: southampton, hampshire Posts: 2,609	because it sounds like Sharron! is Legolas as old as we think he is? __________________ Vote for me, Jammi567, in the 2008 Entmoot elections, and you will get many of the things we need: free, unbiased, newspapers; a strong alliance with many countries, so that war doesn't start over someone breaking their nose on a doorframe; etc, etc This forum is lonely. It's new and confused, and doesn't have many friends yet. Help today by joining for free, posting, and posting this message and link in your sig. So please, join and help make it feel welcomed and loved.

02-13-2007, 05:13 PM	#2
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	because the chicken crossed the road???

02-13-2007, 06:33 PM	#3
Jon S. Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 455	Where the heck did you search?! The first paragraph of S. Ch. 7 answers your question: "Feanor ... was filled with a new thought, or it may be that some shadow of fore-knowledge came to him of the doom that drew near; and he pondered how the light of the Trees, the glory of the Blessed Realm, might be preserved imperishable."

02-13-2007, 08:26 PM	#5
Jon S. Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 455	Oh, I get it now. Because he ran out of batteries for his flashlight.

02-14-2007, 05:25 PM	#10
Jon S. Elven Warrior Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 455	I guess I owe a question. OK here goes: What's the real reason the Entwives split?

02-14-2007, 08:27 PM	#13
Butterbeer Elf Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: here and there Posts: 3,514	for he is the immortal one! wotcha 9996!

01-08-2008, 07:53 PM	#14
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	He turned grey. Why didn't Men invade the Shire? __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"...

01-08-2008, 08:01 PM	#15
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	Because they'd much rather talk politics. Why cant Elves fly? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

01-08-2008, 08:30 PM	#16
Mari Elf Lady Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In the lands where mountains are but a fairytale Posts: 8,588	Their ancestors didn't want to be too cliché, so they clipped their wings. Why did Smaug like treasure? __________________ Love always, deeply and true ★ Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. ★ Friendship is sharing openly, laughing often, trusting always, caring deeply. ...The Earth laughs in flowers ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Hamatreya"... Last edited by Mari : 01-08-2008 at 08:31 PM.

01-08-2008, 08:34 PM	#17
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	He didnt, he liked girls, girls liked treasure. Who invented the Sharpie, Dwarves or Men? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

01-09-2008, 01:15 PM	#19
Nautipus Kraken King Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Under the sea Posts: 2,714	He was tired of that role. Why doesnt Mexico play a part in LOTR? __________________ Being the King of these Beings, This is my Child One of my top ten favorite movies. "You ever try to flick a fly? "No." "It's a waste of time." "Can you see it?" "No." "It's right there!" "Where? "There!" "What is it?" "A crab." "A crab? I dont see any crab." "How?! It's right there!!" "Where?" "There!!!!" "Oh." -Excerpts from A Tale of Two Morons One of the best Global Warming Messages out there

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